Pirates of the Caribbean

Tragic Lovers Get Teenage Kicks in Romeo and Juliet Revival

The Lone Ranger Is an Extravagantly Squandered Opportunity

The Lone Ranger has it all, but what you end up with is not much.

Summer 2013 Film Guide

The Ten Best Artists at Brooklyn Electronic Music Festival This Weekend

This weekend, the Brooklyn Electronic Music Festival will take over Williamsburg for the fifth year running. (So it's technically the Williamsburg Electronic Music Festival, but who's counting when you're drunk and dancing to Nick Catchdubs at 4 a.m.?) Last year's Festival brought Matthew Dear, Beat ... More >>

The MJ of Dwarves

Jahmani Swanson is the best little-person basketball player on the planet. And he's just getting started.

Free Will Astrology: October 17-23, 2012

Q&A: Monster Magnet's Dave Wyndorf On Big-Budget Videos, Being "Highly Unfashionable," And Getting The Stoner-Rock Tag

Monster Magnet frontman Dave Wyndorf is a talkative guy. What was supposed to be a 30-minute interview to preview his band's performance of the 1995 album Dopes To Infinity at Music Hall of Williamsburg this Friday stretched into 90, as he took off and ran with subjects like how his band has been pi ... More >>

Johnny Depp and Vanity Fair: Confused About Scientology, Or Just Trolling?

​Vanity Fair magazine is teasing its November issue with an excerpt from its interview with Johnny Depp, timed to promote his new movie, Rum Diary. One utterance from the Pirates of the Caribbean star has been picked up and flung around the Internets with requisite chuckling -- Depp appears t ... More >>

Searching for Eternal Life in the Interminable Pirates of the Caribbean

A Broadway Leading Lady With Real Balls

At age 76, the theater vet is a real doll in Wilde's The Importance of Being Earnest

Johnny Depp's Six Best Performances

​A chameleon with a closetful of hairdos and accents, Johnny Depp has played everything but a household pet that goes on an adventure to discover its true self. But wait, now he's played just that in the animated Rango! In fact, that's the official plot description! The chameleon is playing ... More >>

American Idol, Season 10, Live Show #1: Up With Judas Priest, Down With Edwin McCain

This shirt is a major problem. Credit: Frank Micelotta/FOX.​Before we say anything else about the first live American Idol show this season, we're going to need to talk about Steven Tyler's shirt. Steven Tyler came out wearing this impossible-to-figure silky blouse-y thing with pictures of gig ... More >>

Jesus Identified on Lawn Chair

A couple in California has discovered an image of Jesus on their lawn chair, and are using it as inspiration to do good. Of course, if you can identify Jesus on an old wooden chair, you're probably headed in that direction anyway. Personally, we see Johnny Depp from Pirates of the Caribbean, or mayb ... More >>

COMING ATTRACTION

Cinema meets cello

Disney Will Own Your Baby, and Therefore You

​The Walt Disney Company is angling to start kids even earlier on the Disney brand (and take a slice of the $36.3 billion baby-market pie) with a program called Disney Baby, in which representatives visit new moms in U.S. maternity hospitals and give them free Disney Cuddly Bodysuits, which ar ... More >>

Cleopatra's Tomb Discovered: A Photo Montage

There are no words to describe the majesty of this history-drenched totem pole by Beauregard Houston-Montgomery. It's all very Luxor Hotel meets Pirates of the Caribbean as directed by Joseph Mankiewicz for Discovery Travel Channel. And it's tomb much.

Paycheck Prince Jake Gyllenhaal Cannot Beef Up The Sands of Time

It's a Small, Small World

Disney and Bruckheimer, blockbuster bros, rewrite history

IN THE MONEY

Share the joys of gambling with the kids

GALLERY AHOY!

Swoon docks her latest work at Deitch Studios

Goya's Ghosts

Clueless in New York

State's failure to pass sex ed act fucks young people

The Italian Job

More Bard in the Park, no fake lake

The House Always Wins

Ocean's Thirteen is a tired, washed-up threequel. Wanna bet Hollywood makes a bundle?

Speed on the Bases

Does Jason Giambi's blabbing mean he wants to be one for the Angels?

Pirates of the Caribbean: At Wit's End

It's time to throw Jack Sparrow overboard

Orgy of Sequels to Climax in 2007

Will the public get off, or just the studios?

Drawn Together

The surging popularity of yaoi—graphic boy-on-boy comics—might be the genre's downfall

Mr. Black Is Mr. Right for Boys Who Like to Party

Don't Let E3 Distract You!

The David Lynch of Video Games!

Better Than Angelina Jolie!

Feel Like Derek Jeter This Spring!

Games That Are Better Than Sex

Letters

Dead Again

The flesh is willing but the politics are weak

'Playboy' Goes Naked, But 'Wario Ware' Touched Us the Right Way

AVN Adult Expo, Day Two

Books

Despite Star's Best Efforts, Corny Thriller Goes off the Depp End

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365 Days Later

The Other of Invention

Lost in America

Bill Murray's Star Vehicle, Gus Van Sant's Double Comeback, and the Year of the Documentary

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Machine Age

Second-best GameCube title steps through looking glass

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Come Sail Away

Plunder Boys

Booty Is Truth, Truth Booty

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