Let's play an amusing little pretend-they-got-married game, the type long perfected in my pal Cindy Adams's column in the New York Post. Just think of the riotous names that could emerge with the right pairings. If Jenna von Oy married Timothy McVeigh, she'd be Jenna von Oy Veigh.
Now that everyone and their pilattes instructor has seen the Sex and the City movie, can we talk about how there should maybe have been some cooler downtowny (or even uptowny) types in cameos, like the show used to have? Oh, well, at least I did spot riotous rock chick Bridget Everett—who turned m ... More >>