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Pope Benedict XVI

  • Blogs

    September 22, 2011

    Foreign Diplomats Owe New York City $17 Million in Parking Tickets

    ​As we freak out over possible $16 muffins purchased by the Justice Department -- how could they? Muffins? Muffins aren't even good -- and the overall implosion of the U.S. economy, let us freak out more, about something with some pretty egregious dollar signs. Back in May, Representatives Mic ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 6, 2011

    Papal Toilet Paper has Infallible Softness, Divine Durability

    shop.renovaonline.net​Renova, a Portuguese paper company, is celebrating Pope Benedict XVI's upcoming trip to Madrid by releasing special edition Papal toilet paper. The yellow and white rolls--representing the colors of the Papal flag--are being released for World Youth Day. The product's des ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 21, 2011

    Live: Mötley Crüe And Poison Bring The Thrills To Nassau Coliseum

    ​ Mötley Crüe w/Poison, New York Dolls Nassau Coliseum Wednesday, July 20 Better than: Attending an 18-year high school reunion with a cash bar, albeit one mitigated by the DJ having a music library nearly identical to yours back in the day. An extremely partial list of pop-cultural event ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 24, 2011

    The Pope Talks Facebook: Real Friends Are Better Than Virtual Ones!

    via Robot Nine​We've all been waiting with bated breath to see what the pope would say about our little Facebook obsession. And finally, here it is. He approves! Sort of. 83-year-old Pope Benedict has praised the potential of social networking -- but warned that "online friendships are no subs ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 22, 2010

    Pope Unwittingly Blessed Gay Event!

    ​Oh yes, heathens. In 2010, Pope Benedict gave the divine OK to condom use in certain instances, and now it turns out he also granted a heartfelt blessing to a gay pride festival in Canada! He's clearly putting the Sodom back in Gomorrah.

  • Blogs

    November 27, 2010

    Pope Wants Worldwide Vigil For Defenseless Embryos

    ​Just in case you thought Pope Benedict XVI was starting to make too much sense with his support for condom use in certain cases (mostly for prostitutes so as not to spread AIDS), he came through on Saturday with an icy cold blast of conservatism. World leaders, he said in an address, should s ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 22, 2010

    Male Prostitutes Rejoice!

    ​For years, every hustler I know has been frantically wondering, "What does the Pope feel about condom use? I think he's, like, against it, right? I will only do what he says. He's the one I turn to for sexual wisdom, after all." As they've fucked, sucked, fisted, rimmed, and felched, many an ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 21, 2010

    Vatican Insists Condoms Still Suck, Pope Still Prude

    ​Despite the news yesterday that Pope Benedict XVI admits in a new book that condoms can be helpful in certain cases -- like for male prostitutes, so they don't get AIDS -- the Vatican wants everyone to know that sex is still bad. A Vatican spokesman said on Sunday (God's day) that the Pope's ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 20, 2010

    Pope Says Condoms Are Cool "In Certain Cases"

    Jimmy Hat​Pope Benedict XVI writes in his new book, out Tuesday, that condoms can be used "in certain cases" like "to reduce the risk of [HIV] infection," according to the Sydney Morning Herald. Last year in Africa, the Pope told reporters that AIDS "cannot be overcome through the distributio ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 13, 2010

    Twenty Bucks Says the Pope Can't Even Type

    ​ The picture is via BuzzFeed (courtesy of Blogger Chen) because Pope Benedict XVI had a Vatican conference on culture, telling believers that new forms of communication "risk increasing a sense of solitude and disorientation." So don't have sex and definitely don't use condoms! This seems lik ... More >>

  • Art

    November 10, 2010

    Luc Tuymans Gets Down to Business

    David Zwirner hosts the artist's new show, 'Corporate'

  • Columns

    June 22, 2010

    Gay Pride's Here! And I'm So Ashamed!

    We're asking, so tell us: What about our civil rights?

  • Blogs

    May 17, 2010

    Portugal Legalizes Same-Sex Marriage

    ​Today Portuguese President Anibal Cavaco Silva said that he would ratify a law making Portugal the sixth European country to legalize same-sex marriage. They join other nice places like Norway, Sweden, the Netherlands, Belgium, and Spain.

  • Blogs

    April 2, 2010

    New York Times' Renewed Sense of Competition with New Funding Strategy: Satan

    ​Genius. Is there a better investment opportunity out there for a media outlet? The New York Times has apparently uncovered the answer to all of their fiscal issues of recent: Satan.

  • Blogs

    March 31, 2010

    Amid Priest/Pope Fuss, Pedophiles Mount New P.R. Campaign: Call Us 'Minor-Attracted Adults'

    Gee, bad timing by America's pedophiles: Just as a new fracas has broken out about Pope Benedict XVI's possible role in covering for priest molesters, pedophiles are creeping out of their closet to try to change their image with a new euphemism for themselves: "minor-attracted adults." While major ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 17, 2010

    Anticipating the Pope's Sexual Abuse Memo to Catholics

    ​In light of the hundreds of new sexual abuse allegations against the Catholic church, Pope Benedict XVI has a really, really good plan: He's going to write a letter. A letter intended to "help 'repentance, healing and renewal.' " He's going to sign it on Friday and send it out "soon afterward ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 25, 2009

    But He Still Got a First Down!

    Can you believe this shit is still news? The last pope got shot, and the next day even the Catholics were all talking about the Boston Celtics. Anyway, people who were upset that Susanna Maiolo knocked over Benedict XVI at Midnight Mass will be happy to learn she has been "taken to a mental inst ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 18, 2009

    Atheists, Religious Abuse Support Group Team Up to Sue Church

    ​It's been a busy year for atheists, and they're not, as you might expect, slowing down for the holidays. NYC Atheists has been charging forward on many fronts in 2009, from letting people know you can be good without God on busses, to taking its message to the streets en Espanol. And now, th ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 29, 2009

    Pope Makes It Official: Dolan Consecrated as Archbishop

    When we saw the headline at Catholic New York, "New Yorkers Can Watch Archbishop Dolan Receive Pallium on EWTN," we thought the poor man was sick and receiving some sort of chemotherapy. Happily, it actually meant that in a ceremony in Rome Pope Benedict XVI put a circular woolen band around the nec ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 18, 2009

    On Notre Dame, Rightbloggers More Catholic Than The Pope

    On Sunday President Obama spoke at Notre Dame University, where he had been invited to address graduates of the Catholic school. As the President is pro-choice, this raised some controversy among Catholics. And, to paraphrase Jesus, where two or three are gathered to oppose Obama, there also are ... More >>

  • Film

    May 13, 2009

    Angels & Demons Has a Need for Speed

    On Sunday President Obama spoke at Notre Dame University, where he had been invited to address graduates of the Catholic school. As the President is pro-choice, this raised some controversy among Catholics. And, to paraphrase Jesus, where two or three are gathered to oppose Obama, there also are ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 23, 2009

    New New York Archbishop Gets Right to Work

    We tend to forget that, despite our godless liberal reputation, the Catholic Church plays a huge role in the life of New York. It holds spiritual sway over millions of our citizens and owns some prime real estate, which always buys a seat at the power table. Historically its archbishop has been a pr ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 11, 2008

    Pius XII Up for Pre-Sainthood; Jews Say, No So Fast

    We tend to forget that, despite our godless liberal reputation, the Catholic Church plays a huge role in the life of New York. It holds spiritual sway over millions of our citizens and owns some prime real estate, which always buys a seat at the power table. Historically its archbishop has been a pr ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 4, 2008

    Daily Flog 8/4/08: Dumping patients, probing Mary-Kate, shooting nose-biting suspect, ratting out cops

    We tend to forget that, despite our godless liberal reputation, the Catholic Church plays a huge role in the life of New York. It holds spiritual sway over millions of our citizens and owns some prime real estate, which always buys a seat at the power table. Historically its archbishop has been a pr ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 30, 2008

    Dreaming About the Pope: Reflections on Benedict XVI's Visit to New York

    We tend to forget that, despite our godless liberal reputation, the Catholic Church plays a huge role in the life of New York. It holds spiritual sway over millions of our citizens and owns some prime real estate, which always buys a seat at the power table. Historically its archbishop has been a pr ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 21, 2008

    The Pope's Final Day in NYC

    We tend to forget that, despite our godless liberal reputation, the Catholic Church plays a huge role in the life of New York. It holds spiritual sway over millions of our citizens and owns some prime real estate, which always buys a seat at the power table. Historically its archbishop has been a pr ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 18, 2008

    Here Comes the Pope!

    We tend to forget that, despite our godless liberal reputation, the Catholic Church plays a huge role in the life of New York. It holds spiritual sway over millions of our citizens and owns some prime real estate, which always buys a seat at the power table. Historically its archbishop has been a pr ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 16, 2008

    Benny and the Jet: Greeting the Pope at Andrews Air Force Base

    We tend to forget that, despite our godless liberal reputation, the Catholic Church plays a huge role in the life of New York. It holds spiritual sway over millions of our citizens and owns some prime real estate, which always buys a seat at the power table. Historically its archbishop has been a pr ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 15, 2008

    Preparing for the Pope

    We tend to forget that, despite our godless liberal reputation, the Catholic Church plays a huge role in the life of New York. It holds spiritual sway over millions of our citizens and owns some prime real estate, which always buys a seat at the power table. Historically its archbishop has been a pr ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 30, 2008

    Former Candidate Rudy: The Year in Stories

    We tend to forget that, despite our godless liberal reputation, the Catholic Church plays a huge role in the life of New York. It holds spiritual sway over millions of our citizens and owns some prime real estate, which always buys a seat at the power table. Historically its archbishop has been a pr ... More >>

  • Columns

    November 27, 2007

    Horoscope

    We tend to forget that, despite our godless liberal reputation, the Catholic Church plays a huge role in the life of New York. It holds spiritual sway over millions of our citizens and owns some prime real estate, which always buys a seat at the power table. Historically its archbishop has been a pr ... More >>

  • Art

    July 24, 2007

    The Icon's Icon

    80+ Artists Do Up the Dalai Lama in a Double Group Show

  • News

    June 19, 2007

    No Wafer for Rudy

    Giuliani campaigns as a Catholic, but he's on the outs with God

  • Film

    October 3, 2006

    Devils in Disguise

    A documentary portrait of a pedophile priest and his pious protectors

  • Film

    September 12, 2006

    Toronto Confidential

    Mob scenes and murders: An action-packed installment of an all-encompassing festival

  • Screens

    January 24, 2006

    Pope's No Dope

    Think the music industry invented copyrights? Behold the Vatican's old score.

  • Specials

    August 16, 2005

    Letters

    Think the music industry invented copyrights? Behold the Vatican's old score.

  • News

    August 2, 2005

    The Omen

    What's in a name? A hell of a lot, if you're the new pope.

  • Film

    May 10, 2005

    May the Force Be Over

    The end of the beginning: Lucas's adolescent space opera concludes in a CGI Sith Storm

  • NYC Life

    April 26, 2005

    Classical

    The end of the beginning: Lucas's adolescent space opera concludes in a CGI Sith Storm

  • Music

    April 26, 2005

    Democracy Now

    Annual collaborative fest puts the 'O' back in countronica

  • Blogs

    April 20, 2005

    Morning Report 4/20/05
    Crust Almighty! Rome Delivers a Pope to Domino's

    Annual collaborative fest puts the 'O' back in countronica

  • Blogs

    April 19, 2005

    Popewatch: Here Comes the 'Enforcer'!

    Annual collaborative fest puts the 'O' back in countronica

  • News

    April 19, 2005

    TV Blesses the New Pope

    Beatification begins for Benedict as soon as the cameras start to roll

  • News

    April 19, 2005

    Help From Above

    America's Christian right is rewarded a hard-line pope for its crusades

  • Columns

    April 19, 2005

    NY Mirror

    America's Christian right is rewarded a hard-line pope for its crusades

  • News

    April 12, 2005

    Cardinals Sing a Tough Tune

    Ratzinger—now Pope Benedict XVI—a true hardliner

  • News

    November 11, 2003

    Gay Catholics Act Up

    Confronting the Bishops From Within the Church

  • Music

    March 26, 2002

    Sacrament of the Sick

    Confronting the Bishops From Within the Church

  • News

    May 30, 2000

    The Archbishop's Tale

    Egan’s Bridgeport Record Offers Little Hope to Catholic Progressives 

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