Why do some people upstate consider the Bronx's Gladys Carrión their own 'Satan' incarnate? Maybe it has something to do with all the juvenile detention facilities city kids get sent to up there. Or got sent to. Because -- as the commissioner of the Office of Children and Family Services -- Car ... More >>
CLICK HERE for my interview with the renowned actress, a favored choice of Woody, Marty, and now Ruba Nadda, who's put Clarkson in a carefully paced romantic drama called Cairo Time. Patty--yes, we're that close--tells me how she adapted to the Egyptian city; whether Scorsese is "aural" or " ... More >>
I helped judge the Puppetry of the Penis auditions yesterday at 45 Bleecker, dodging the occasional oversized genital coming at me like a monster. (I mean literally like a monster. Auditioners were asked to twist their noodles into the Loch Ness Monster, among other things. And unlike 'Ne ... More >>
That's the headline of a real press release that went out just moments ago. You can't make this shit up, people. The release continues like so:
Is this like a Gallagher show in which raincoats are suggested?
The outrageous Puppetry of the Penis returns
French Tries, by Romanian Eugene Ionesco, Come Alive