QVC Inc.

  • Blogs

    February 13, 2012

    Fashion Week Lifts Me Up, Then Shoots Me Down Like A Spanx

    Fashion Week has been such an incredible whirlwind for me! I went to one whole show! (Charlotte Ronson, which was fabulous.) But the 40 minutes before the show was enough to fill a lifetime of fashionable scrapbooks.

  • Art

    October 13, 2010

    Return of the Dick—Jeff Koons's Porn Pictures

    The artist drips back into sight

  • Blogs

    August 17, 2010

    Fashion's Night Out Preview: Where to Go to Score Free Goodies (and Free Drinks)

    This lady knows how to party (really).​Dear Anna Wintour, Thank you so very much for creating the best party of the year! Last year's awesome debut of Fashion's Night Out -- Wintour's response to the dour economic and retail state -- concluded that the only way to make people shop again is to ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 29, 2010

    Sarah Palin's New Book Makes Bold Political Statement With Flag Pin/Flag Bracelet Combo

    She totally went there.​The ghost writers have howled, and the publishers have followed suit: Sarah Palin's new book cover for America By Heart has been revealed by Harper Collins, and now you can be well prepared to duck and cover from the inevitably oversaturated front racks at Barnes & Nobl ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 9, 2010

    A Flash Forward to the Palin Presidency

    ​It's 2013 and Sarah Palin has already used her presidency to rip condoms out of womens' hands because they don't go well with abstinence, and to round up anyone who looks or sounds like they might have a connection to Al-Qaeda and make sure they only get on one plane--to the great big concent ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 2, 2009

    I'm Named in Carrie Prejean's Lawsuit!

    You have to believe me! The dethroned Miss California who only favors "opposite marriage" is suing the pageant people for dumping her and exposing her to all kinds of mockery--including my "vicious attack" of one-liners on Countdown With Keith Olbermann! The lawsuit names my ass!

  • Blogs

    August 28, 2009

    Whitney's Biennial, a 37-Artist Exhibition, Opens Tonight in Greenpoint, In Honor of Whitney Houston's "Comeback Album." Plus, Free Limo Rides!

    Whitney Houston's I Look To You--hailed by her handlers as her post-crack-allegations, post-Bobby, post-reality-TV "comeback album"--hits the world this Tuesday, September 1. Because you're terribly excited about hearing this masterpiece, SOTC's here to inform you that it's currently streaming at ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 4, 2009

    Joan Rivers Loved Being Roasted

    ​I went to a party last night at Joan Rivers's three-floor East Side palace (Melissa has the lower floor), which is elegant and gorgeous and currently for sale. The bash was for Joan's TV Land show, How'd You Get So Rich?, but I also wanted to know about her already legendary Comedy Central r ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 6, 2009

    Why Sarah Palin Stepped Down

    Our favorite punching bag--four-eyed, two-chromosomed Sarah Palin--weirdly resigned as Governor of Alaska the other day, and her reasons seemed so sketchy that left-wingers started immediately wondering just what hideous scandal is about to hit the freezing fan. Did she club a baby seal? Is she fi ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 26, 2009

    Breaking: Rappers Wear Fake Jewelry, and Also Sometimes Dare to Lie About That Fact

    The Wall Street Journal reports that bling sales are way down, citing "the recession" and "Internet piracy" as reasons why rappers are increasingly turning to "cubic zirconia, the synthetic diamond stand-in and QVC staple" and other completely fraudulent materials. Although the article also points o ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 2, 2009

    Why Sarah Palin Was in The Same Room as Barack

    Everyone has been wondering why Sarah Palin was brave enough to show her face at the Alfalfa club event featuring President Obama, which is basically a high-class Friars roast. I guess because as a governor, she felt it was a good idea to meet the President just once. And of course the woman could a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 30, 2008

    Marlon Brando Wanted To Be On QVC!

    It's true, people: Two-time Oscar winner Marlon Brando was desperate to sell stuff on QVC, according to a new book by his aide, Alice Marchak. Could you just gag? This is the first real shocker since Madonna wrote a children's book! Marchak swears that shortly before his death in 2004, Brando was a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 3, 2008

    Where Should We Tell Sarah Palin To Go?

    I know that a defeated Sarah Palin will be welcomed back to her governorship of Alaska tomorrow night--maybe--but if THEY reject her too, where should we tell the illustrious Caribou Barbie to go? I have (surprise) a few ideas: *QVC. Duh. *The set of 30-Rock. She can be Tina Fey's body double, a j ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 28, 2008

    Let's Say Something Nice About Sarah Palin

    As we get ready to give her the boot back to Alaska--or to her inevitable anchor spot on QVC--let's try to say something nice about Sarah Palin. Anything nice. Come on, let's not stoop to her inhumane level. Let's instead rise above and send her parting gifts consisting of lovely words and warm, cud ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 3, 2008

    Jessica Alba, Hayden Panettiere in Awful Get-Out-The-Vote Video

    A few viral-marketing executives were probably sitting around talking about that Sarah Silverman video about getting Jews to vote for Obama and one of them said, "You know what's wrong with that video?" and the other said, "It's almost funny?" and the first one said "Yeah, but besides that," and the ... More >>

  • Columns

    January 9, 2007
  • NYC Life

    May 31, 2005

    Aggressively Adorned

    The search for this season's hottest (and largest) jewelry

  • Film

    September 16, 2003
  • Columns

    August 12, 2003
  • NYC Life

    May 6, 2003
  • Theater

    April 8, 2003


    Stone Cold Dead Serious; Losing Ground; Job: The Hip-Hop Musical

  • NYC Life

    January 21, 2003

    Leather or Not

    Shopping With the Vegetarian Fashionista

  • Columns

    August 13, 2002
  • Columns

    January 29, 2002
  • News

    January 11, 2000

    The Century in Sports

    The Eighth Annual Village Voice Sportswriters' Poll