To: Lovers of America
From: The Republican National Committee
RE: Emergency platform changes
Dear Patriots: It seems that 47 percent was somewhat larger than we anticipated in last week's election. Henceforth, we urgeall Republicans to adopt these immediate policy changes.
1. Our new platform on ... More >>
As Keith Olbermann prepares to move to Current TV, let's reminisce about the naughty things I used to say to him on air--utterances that would make him simultaneously blush and egg me on.
Here are the cutest/bawdiest:
By Cat Contiguglia
Michael Steele, the embattled head of the Republican National Committee, seems to be making a last ditch effort to make some friends -- any friends -- by hooking up with Al Sharpton.
Steele, who has been the subject of intense criticism for irresponsible spending, includi ... More >>
Politics: often tenuous. Money management in a turbulent economy: sometimes difficult! Money management in a turbulent economy, for a political organization representing a platform that revolves heavily around quote-unquote family values? A tough gig! And sometimes, mistakes -- like spending ... More >>
Steele's the one on the left.Michael Steele, who's spent the last two weeks fending off calls for him to step down or get fired from his job at the head of the Republican National Committee, leaped for the opportunity to turn the heat on someone else this morning. Steele is calling for Harry ... More >>
The buzz in the right-wing blogosphere yesterday was over Politico's scoop that the RNC chose not to opt out of providing elective abortion coverage for their employees, at least until someone found out that's what they were doing. Politico has accommodatingly made an unannounced edit to the ... More >>
At GOP.com something new is happening," proclaims RNC chief Michael Steele as he walks across the top of the new GOP.com web site of the Republican National Committee, "and that something new -- is you!" Notice anything unusual? That's right -- black people! And when you refresh the page, ... More >>
The Republican National Committee has been sending a "2009 Future of American Health Survey" around to folks down south. Among the questions:
It has been suggested that the government could use voter registration to determine a person's political affiliation, prompting fears that GOP voters ... More >>
You may recall that true patriots were trying to get the Republican National Committee to pass a resolution that would have the GOP refer thereafter to the Democratic Party as the "Democrat Socialist" Party. Alas for America, their resolution has failed. Dave Weigel reports that the RNC now merely c ... More >>
In case you missed it, the Republican National Committee is expected to pass a resolution to henceforth brand the Democratic Party the "Democrat Socialist Party." Dave Weigel has the resolution ("We the members of the Republican National Committee recognize that the Democratic Party is dedicated to ... More >>
Our favorite New York paper has made a haunting short film from surveillance camera footage of a kid casing, then tagging up a Staten Island deli. The perp is thought to have hit a local tire shop as well.
Frank Miller's Peanuts.
GOP Fight Club: Top Republicans are beating up new RNC chairman ... More >>