Robert Brown

  • Blogs

    May 31, 2011

    National Punch a Hipster Day Is Tomorrow, Apparently!

    Logo?​As inane things tend to do, the Facebook group for National Punch a Hipster Day has caught on! It is tomorrow, June 1, 2011, from 12:00 a.m. until 11:30 p.m. (No word on that last half an hour.) The location is listed as "Everywhere" because, "The infection has spread to an epidemic." Th ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 26, 2010

    Family Offers $30,000 for Return of Grave-Snatched Grandma

    via Long Island Press​Bizarrely, grave-robbers have stolen the body of Mattia Filippazzo, a Long Island grandma, from the mausoleum where she was interred with her husband at St. Charles Cemetery in East Farmingdale, New York. Why? The family has little idea, and Suffolk County police are appa ... More >>

  • News

    August 25, 2010

    Asylum Denied

    Only a fraction of Mexicans get U.S. asylum.

  • Columns

    December 10, 2008

    Prosecutors Target a Brand-New Judge

    Another Manhattan bench press