Ronald Reagan

Hillary's Blood Clot: Will It Affect Her Presidential Chances?

Hillary Clinton is considered a top choice for the Democratic Presidential candidate in 2016. But the blood clot she recently developed after a concussion has both sides offering their opinions as to whether this will hurt her chances (presuming she decides to run, of course). Not surprisingly, it ... More >>

Let Fury Have the Hour

Rightbloggers Rejoice as Ryan Revives Romney, Reaganesquely

The ideologically fluid Mitt Romney surprised a lot of people this weekend by choosing as his Vice-Presidential running mate Wisconsin Rep. Paul Ryan, a hardcore conservative best known for frightening off independent voters. Democrats portrayed the choice as a gift. So did rightbloggers, often for ... More >>

The Evil Ways Immigrants Destroyed America When Reagan Granted Them Amnesty

There has been the expected nuclear hay made by Republicans out of President Obama's decision to give temporary relief to the children of undocumented immigrants in lieu of the D.R.E.A.M. Act passing. We were in the Rose Garden to witness the first attack personally, as an Irish immigrant, of all pe ... More >>

Conservative Teen Magazine Says Reagan May Have Been "Our First Black President"!

It's here! A new magazine for teens who don't want to have sex, preferring to spend their time looking down on government help for the poor while reminiscing about Reagan. Here are the articles:

Let's Play The Republican Presidential Debate Drinking Game!

​Tonight marks yet another Republican presidential debate, and podium enthusiasts across the country will be glued to their TV screens when the candidates take the stage. The CBS/National Journal/Pennzoil/Burger King/Papa John's/AMC Loews/Comcast/Olive Garden/Mercedes/StarKist/Beef 'O' Brady's ... More >>

It's July, and People Happen to Be Eating a Lot of Ice Cream

Rebecca Marx​Although we've almost put Frozen Treats Fortnight behind us, we are powerless to resist the vicarious thrill that comes with indulging in other people's ice cream coverage.

I've Been Raptured To The Heavens

​Yes, I was one of the lucky 2% of the population who, last night at 6 PM Eastern Standard Time, got magically swept up to a de-luxe apartment in the sky-aye-aye. And luckily they have Internet service up here, so I can keep on blogging away for you poor, earthbound folks. In fact, the servi ... More >>

Long May You Shoot--'After the Gold Rush' at the Met

A show of contemporary photos takes on our age's 'gilded toxicity'

Here's the Secret Service Audio From When President Ronald Reagan Was Shot

The Secret Service released an audio recording today of the minutes following the attempted assassination of President Ronald Reagan by John Hinckley Jr., who was famously trying to impress the young actress Jodie Foster. Hinckley failed to hit Reagan directly, but wounded press secretary James Brad ... More >>

Rightbloggers Celebrate Reagan's 100th Birthday; Attack His Son, Ron Jr.; Cheer His Daughter, Sarah Palin

You may remember Ronald Reagan, whose centenary was celebrated last weekend, as former Secretary of State James Baker does -- as the man who "taught us how to love"; or, as Arizona GOP Congressman Ben Quayle does, as "the nice man who gave us jelly beans when we visited the White House" and "shrank ... More >>

Nude Jogger Threatens White House; Reagan Grandson Taken Into Custody

​At last, a threat to America's security has been swiftly dealt with. A man who was jogging nude near the White House last night was apprehended at the scene and taken into custody. The President was in residence, but there is no indication that he was affected. The jogger's bag was found to c ... More >>

The Worst Chemistry In Screen History?

​Which onscreen couple emitted so few romantic sparks that when they finally started doing the horizontal mambo, you were vertical and on your way out the door? I can think of one.

Reagan One-Man Show in the Works

​For all you conservatives out there who think all artists hate you, here's good news: a one-man play about Ronald Reagan is in development. Originally attached to reliably rightwing writer Lionel Chetwynd, the play will now be scripted by David Rambo, a producer on CSI: Crime Scene Investigat ... More >>

Ronald Reagan's "Backdoor Socialism": Studies in Crap Reveals The Counterfeit Candidate

Each Thursday, your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from area basements, thrift stores, estate sales and flea markets. I do this for one reason: Knowledge is power.The Counterfeit CandidateAuthor: Kent H. SteffgenPublisher: National Issues, Las VegasDat ... More >>

Pic of Young, Flaxen-Haired Putin Bound to Improve His Image

People seem fascinated with that new picture of Charlie Manson, but all it says to us is that Charlie's getting older, like everybody else (though his forehead swastika's hanging in there). Much more interesting, we think, is this picture taken by Pete Souza, now Obama's official photographer, in 1 ... More >>

Free Will Astrology: November 26 through December 2

Breaking! Weekly World News Alien Calls It For McCain!

Giuliani's Immigration Problem

Much as he hates to admit it, Rudy loved (most of) those huddled masses

Bad Guys at Ground Zero

Radical Chic

Black berets and leather coats are out, Ski Iraq tees are in

Trouble in the Air

Reagan's mass firing of air traffic controllers made American skies much less safe in the 1980s. Is Bush's flight plan the same?

Out of Step, Out of Time

Black Flag, white guilt, blood-red noses collide in self-congratulatory American Hardcore

Alito Abortion Letter Appeals to the Right

Democrats may fret over Supreme Court pick, but they’re not the target audience

After Miers: Bush Needs to Reunite His Base

A list of strategic picks for Supreme Court

What's Stranger Than Paradise?

Or, How We Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love the 'Burbs

Culture Clash

'86–'95: From Evangelicals to Trannies, the First Gulf War to Tupac Shakur

Coming of Age

1976–1985: Punk to Pomo, Basquiat to Breakdancing

Pulling Up Lame

Loser versus loser: Handicapping the coming Supreme Court vacancies

Morning Report 4/19/05
Bolton: Reagan's Personal Stonewall Hero

We the People (They the Freaks)

Letters

Gipper Gore

Responses to the Voice's coverage of Ronald Reagan's death

The Oversight Years

Reagan: the pol who taught us not to pay attention to what's going on

Gipper-dämmerung

Reagan leaves the building. He put a smiley face on cruelty, but at least he chose mammon over god.

Death of a Salesman

Ronald Reagan, 1911–2004

This Land Is Their Land

Did America Abandon Vietnam War P.O.W.'s? Part 2

A closer look at an ugly issue

Metal's Appley Core

Jersey peaceniks throttle you with testosterone and truth

Attention, Wal-Mart Voters

Lost Jobs and Military Funerals Haunt Bush in the Heartland

The Dems Helped Arnold

But Will the Terminator Put Bush in a Bind?

Rumsfeld's Dealings With Saddam

Were Trips to Iraq Meant to Secure Pipeline Deal?

The Character of Our Economic Leaders

Bush's Gay Gambit

Does Silence = Support for Gay Rights?

Theater

Nation

Romancing the Right

Rudy's Secret and Saintly Letter Hits Home in the Heartland

Nation

Dutched by an Angel

Nation