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  • Blogs

    December 27, 2011

    I Got Two Amazing Christmas Gifts!

    I got dozens of them, actually, but two stand above the pack for their unique mixture of kitschy appeal and downright usefulness. First of all, I can now brush my teeth to the sound of Justin Bieber singing "U Smile!"

  • Blogs

    December 22, 2011

    Two Christmas Songs I Really Hate!

    ​I know "hate" and "Christmas" probably shouldn't be in the same sentence, so how about "despise"? Anyway, I absolutely loathe "The Little Drummer Boy". I find it slow and tedious and pretentious and annoying. Hearing it over and over again is the equivalent of putting hot pokers under my n ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 20, 2011

    Santa Claus Is From Chelsea

    ​Everything you thought you knew about Santa may be a lie! According to the New York Historical Society, Santa is not, despite all of our assumptions, a native North Pole-ian, complete with North Pole-like ideologies, politics, and annoying habits. He's actually a sophisticated New Yorker hail ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 20, 2011

    The Business of Being Santa

    ​The "Santa industry" is a particularly good one to be in if you're a portly old white man, apparently. A company called Thumbtack did a study of the business of being Santa Claus and found that it's a pretty sweet deal a lot of the time. Of the 169 Santas that Thumbtack interviewed, the avera ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 6, 2011

    Eggnog the Artisanal Way? Ronnybrook Farm Is Happy to Coat Your Lips

    Lauren BloombergA bottle of the season​Traditionally, the holiday season starts on Black Friday -- a/k/a the day that crazed shoppers brave getting pepper sprayed and/or trampled in the midst of retail madness. However, there are other (read: more sensible) signifiers that Santa Claus is comin ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 6, 2011

    Seven Spots to Eat a Feast of the Seven Fishes

    Andy Ciordia/FlickrExpect fish, fish, fish, and more fish.​ Christmas is a-coming, and while the kiddies might be all excited about Santa Claus's visit, the more food-focused will be looking forward to the Feast of the Seven Fishes, one of the most gluttonous culinary traditions of the season. ... More >>

  • Art

    November 23, 2011

    Holiday Guide: Arts Picks

    Andy Ciordia/FlickrExpect fish, fish, fish, and more fish.​ Christmas is a-coming, and while the kiddies might be all excited about Santa Claus's visit, the more food-focused will be looking forward to the Feast of the Seven Fishes, one of the most gluttonous culinary traditions of the season. ... More >>

  • Film

    November 23, 2011

    Arthur Christmas

    Andy Ciordia/FlickrExpect fish, fish, fish, and more fish.​ Christmas is a-coming, and while the kiddies might be all excited about Santa Claus's visit, the more food-focused will be looking forward to the Feast of the Seven Fishes, one of the most gluttonous culinary traditions of the season. ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 22, 2011

    James Beard's 10 Greatest Quotes

    NBC via Gourmet​James Beard didn't live in Greenwich Village for nothing. Born in Portland, Oregon in 1903, his earliest culinary memories included having his mother and the family's Chinese cook make food for him when he came down with malaria at the age of three. After a stint of living in P ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 10, 2011

    Comments of the Week: Village Voice T-Shirt Giveaway!

    ​This week we're starting a new feature in which we give away Village Voice t-shirts to some of our esteemed commenters. We've judged this week's crop and have come away with some winners. If your comment was picked, email web editor Francesca Stabile to claim your prize. Because there's nothi ... More >>

  • Film

    April 20, 2011

    The Strange Stuff: Cinemania at Tribeca 2011

    ​This week we're starting a new feature in which we give away Village Voice t-shirts to some of our esteemed commenters. We've judged this week's crop and have come away with some winners. If your comment was picked, email web editor Francesca Stabile to claim your prize. Because there's nothi ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 30, 2011

    Study Finds 83% of Subway Announcements Are Clear and Accurate, But Uh: No

    ​A new survey by the Straphangers Campaign claims that 83% of subway announcements, including routes, stations and transfer options, are both clear and accurate, making it seem instantly to anyone who has ever been on the subway that something is wrong with this study. New trains with pre-reco ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 11, 2011

    Fashion Week: Porter Grey, Richard Chai, and Backstage at Duckie Brown (VIDEO)

    Freakazoid fashion alert​Normally we'd never wake up so early, not even for the first day of Fashion Week at Lincoln Center, especially not in this crazy cold weather, but it's as though something bigger was pulling us out of bed yesterday morning. Could it have been the Santa Claus-like man w ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 21, 2010

    Dirty and Offensive Christmas Songs!

    ​The only way I can deal with the annual onslaught of cheery and/or solemn Christmas songs is to make up filthy, raucous versions of them and make those the official hymns of the season. It's painfully immature, for sure, but it helps cut through the cheap sentiment and relentless faux glee t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 21, 2010

    The Top 10 Christmas Albums Of 2010

    No.​Ah, another shitty year is ending, and we find ourselves trying to buy our way out of it with Christmas presents while struggling to block out the same old endless stream of yuletide muzak. Luckily, there's always a few notable holiday-album standouts to break the tedium, this year includi ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 16, 2010

    This Year's Letters to Santa Kind of a Buzz Kill

    ​We can blame the recession for a lot of things, but one of the lesser expected ramifications is that children are no longer writing their id-driven "ME ME ME!" missives requiring flat-screen plasmas and XBoxes and Shetland ponies from the man at the North Pole. Now, they're asking for educati ... More >>

  • Theater

    December 8, 2010

    Ho! and Looking at Christmas Stuff New York's Stockings

    New pieces by Brian Dykstra and Steven Banks join a Yule-logged season

  • Film

    December 1, 2010

    Santa Goes Dark in Rare Exports

    New pieces by Brian Dykstra and Steven Banks join a Yule-logged season

  • Blogs

    November 30, 2010

    The 20 Worst Songs of 2010, #19: Ringo Starr featuring Joss Stone, "Who's Your Daddy?"

    F2K10 is a countdown of the 20 worst songs of 2010. Track our progress here. ​Far be it from me to make life harder for the least embarrassing living Beatle... but, wow, someone just double-parked his Yellow Submarine in Creepytown.

  • Film

    November 24, 2010
  • Blogs

    November 19, 2010

    Santa Claus is Coming to Town, or at Least to Rolf's

    EV GrieveLights! Glitter! Reindeer! ​ If the cheftastic display at Barneys has kindled the holiday spirit within, get thee to Rolf's, the restaurant that doesn't know the meaning of holding back when it comes to Christmas.

  • Blogs

    November 15, 2010

    The Doorman Has the Dirt: NYC Real Estate's X-Factor

    ​Doormen: a crucial role in the makeup of our metropolis for many, many people, not just the rich assholes! Many people in New York City spanning the lower-middle to the upper-upper classes of this city have doormen, whose influence is profound on both the residents, the management, and the re ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 2, 2010

    NYC Parents Now Outsourcing the Tooth Fairy

    ​When I was a little kid, I had a little tooth-shaped pillow with a pocket on it. When I lost a tooth, I'd put it in the pocket, go to sleep, and lo and behold, come morning there would be a dollar instead of the tooth! To this day I have no idea how my mom pulled that off without waking me up ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 18, 2010

    John Lennon and Yoko Ono Nudity Seriously Freaking People Out

    ​Clip Job: an excerpt every day from the Voice archives. January 23, 1969, Vol. XIV, No. 15 Scenes by Howard Smith VALERIE [SOLANAS] was back in court last Friday. This time to find out whether the court psychiatric clinic report agreed with Mattawan State Hospital's verdict when it release ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 9, 2010

    The Fourth Annual Village Voice Readers' Film Poll -- The Best Films of 1967!

    "We rob banks."​Clip Job: an excerpt every day from the Voice archives. February 8, 1968, Vol. XIII, No. 17 Films by Andrew Sarris The readers of The Village Voice have responded in unprecedented numbers to the fourth annual poll of ten-best lists. For the record, the previous winners are "D ... More >>

  • Music

    December 15, 2009

    Holiday Music Roundup '09

    Weird Christmas records: They're not just for Dylan anymore

  • Blogs

    December 11, 2009

    Q&A with Jeffrey Solomon (Santa Claus Is Coming Out): on GLSEN and Gay Santa

    ​This morning's Times rounds up some of the further-out holiday-themed entertainments playing in New York now ("Come On, Santa, Put Your Clothes Back On"). Among these is Jeffrey Solomon's Santa Claus is Coming Out at The Kirk on Theater Row, in which Santa is gay, a little questioning kid wan ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 11, 2009

    Cheek, in Review: 7 Days of Runnin' Scared

    ​Kennedy Airport. Twitpic via sawyerlex. War on Christmas season swung into full effect. In a holiday spirit, the Staten Island D.A. tried shame on shoplifters. A GOP Congressman moved to read a pro-Christmas resolution into the House record. Andrea Peyser denounced the godless Bloomingdales ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 29, 2009

    Sidewalk Santas aren't coming to town

    ​Volunteers of America's 109-year-old Sidewalk Santa program is taking place online for the second year this christmas. The non-profit VOA says they can't afford to pay and administer the formerly homeless men who traditionally dressed as Santa Claus and rang bells by chimney-shaped donation b ... More >>

  • Columns

    December 24, 2008

    Ask a Mexican: The War on All-Year Christmas

    Happy holidays, gabachos and wabs!

  • Blogs

    April 23, 2008
  • Film

    November 20, 2007

    Be My Oswald

    Happy holidays, gabachos and wabs!

  • Film

    October 31, 2006

    'The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause'

    Happy holidays, gabachos and wabs!

  • NYC Life

    November 29, 2005

    Holiday Bargain Shopping With La Dolce Musto

    Happy holidays, gabachos and wabs!

  • NYC Life

    November 15, 2005

    . . . And to All Some Good Nights

    Festive fun that's both naughty and nice

  • News

    November 16, 2004

    Naughty & Nice

    Freaky fun that will have you feeling festive

  • Music

    December 9, 2003

    God Is My Co-Pilot

    Unvarnished and unhinged gospel music, from 1902 to 1960

  • Music

    December 2, 2003

    Music

    Unvarnished and unhinged gospel music, from 1902 to 1960

  • News

    November 25, 2003

    Hot for Santa

    A brief but startling history of the chocolate Santa Claus

  • Music

    February 18, 2003

    It's the Tune, Stupid

    Lou Harrison, 1917–2003

  • Music

    January 14, 2003

    Escape Claus

    Lou Harrison, 1917–2003

  • Columns

    January 14, 2003

    Horoscope

    Lou Harrison, 1917–2003

  • NYC Life

    December 24, 2002

    A Murray Murray Christmas!

    Lou Harrison, 1917–2003

  • News

    November 19, 2002

    Cheap Cheer

    Lou Harrison, 1917–2003

  • Columns

    July 2, 2002

    Horoscope

    Lou Harrison, 1917–2003

  • News

    November 27, 2001

    Holiday Happenings

    Lou Harrison, 1917–2003

  • Theater

    November 28, 2000

    Eddie Goes to Radio City

    Lou Harrison, 1917–2003

  • News

    December 14, 1999

    The Loophole Clause

    On the Street With a 12-Step Santa

  • NYC Life

    December 29, 1998

    Song of My Elf

    One-Bedroom Apartment in Six-Story Tenement

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