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    November 22, 2010

    Lose Weight With Preparation H

    ​I've heard for years about people who ingeniously use Preparation H to shrink the bags under their eyes, but I never imagined it would also be used to reduce one's waistline. So I was stunned when a dimpled male beauty contestant told me that he regularly smears his middle section in Prop. 8 ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 26, 2010

    How to Execute a Successful Halloween Prank

    All you need is Saran Wrap.​There are many ways to orchestrate and execute a great Halloween prank. You can go big and obvious, or small and subtle. Sometimes the "trick" (foil to the treat) may lie latent for years, only to be discovered when its recipient least expects it (see: planted vomit ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 30, 2010

    PETA Stages Grossest Protest Ever in Times Square

    Click to enlarge, if you must.​Be forewarned: If you haven't chowed that burger for lunch yet, you may not want to look at this. The always creative PETA has once again reminded people that they believe meat is murder -- this time to the apparent torture of three of their own ill-fated activis ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 21, 2010

    The City's Lobster Roll Pushers Sure Like to Talk a Lot of Smack

    The Red Hook Lobster Pound's lobster roll: pretty is as pretty does.​The latest issue of New York Magazine features an exhaustive look at the city's lobster roll scene, and includes a fascinating break-down of the economic, environmental, and ethical factors that have helped to create our curr ... More >>

  • News

    February 16, 2010

    'Til Murder Do Us Part: A Familial Tale of Death, Dementia, and Drama

    Growing old without dignity: Uncle Paul killed Aunt Helen and then tried to kill himself. They were already dead to most of us.

  • Music

    February 5, 2008

    The Exhilarating Enchantments of Bad Hardcore

    A disastrous evening with the U.K.'s Gallows and a feeble Brooklyn crowd they came to despise

  • People

    February 13, 2007

    Secrets of Queer Happy Endings

    A disastrous evening with the U.K.'s Gallows and a feeble Brooklyn crowd they came to despise

  • News

    December 5, 2006

    Bed Bugs & Beyond

    An outbreak of paranoia (and lint) sweeps the city

  • Music

    October 17, 2006

    Cutting Wit

    The Knife's Lynchian synthpop is otherwordly, terrifying, and totally hilarious

  • Music

    July 19, 2005

    Music

    The Knife's Lynchian synthpop is otherwordly, terrifying, and totally hilarious

  • NYC Life

    July 5, 2005

    Suck This

    The Cock go-goes on its way, leaves crusty trail of nostalgia

  • Dance

    May 24, 2005

    Sounds Like a Stodgy Corporation, Dances Like a Dream

    The Cock go-goes on its way, leaves crusty trail of nostalgia

  • News

    July 27, 2004

    That's Entrail-Tainment!

    What's worse—getting tortured at Abu Ghraib, or volunteering for Fear Factor?

  • Columns

    September 9, 2003

    Me and My B's

    What's worse—getting tortured at Abu Ghraib, or volunteering for Fear Factor?

  • News

    March 4, 2003

    Bombshells Away!

    The New Burlesque Hits Gotham

  • NYC Life

    November 27, 2001

    Former Garage

    The New Burlesque Hits Gotham

  • Columns

    October 9, 2001

    Ass Licker

    The New Burlesque Hits Gotham

  • News

    July 6, 1999

    Look Who’s Talking

    Strolling Through the Greatest Mouth in the World

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