Shmuley Boteach

  • Blogs

    December 31, 2013

    Miley Cyrus Isn't "Hurting Women," The Patriarchy Is

    On Monday, the New York Observer published a column on Miley Cyrus by Rabbi Shmuley Boteach, Orthodox Judaism's answer to Dr. Phil, asking "Is Miley Cyrus Harming Women?". Boteach pontificates frequently on sex, love and morality, but this time he reached way, way up on his tippy-toes and attempted ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 13, 2013

    Nomination of Republican Hagel Gives Rightbloggers a Chance to Reach Out Ha Ha No Not Really

    Obama has nominated Chuck Hagel to be Secretary of Defense. Hagel is a former Republican Senator, so you would expect Republicans to appreciate the gesture. Or you would if you lived in the earlier, simpler time before rightbloggers. In our current era, alas, nothing proposed by the Kenyan Pretender ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 26, 2009

    The Buzzards Are Still Feasting on Michael Jackson

    ​The second Michael Jackson croaked, I predicted that the exploitation of his death would surpass anything seen on Animal Planet. Sure enough, Joe Jackson was hawking his new record label before the body was even cold. A televised memorial had a bunch of all-stars singing and remembering for ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 13, 2009

    Why Michael Jackson Never Married Liz Taylor

    ​So I'm finally through with Mackenzie Phillips's book, which got a little dull when she cleaned up, and I'm now on to Rabbi Shmuley Boteach's The Michael Jackson Tapes, in which the self-promoting spiritual authority lays out his transcribed 2000-2001 conversations with the noseless king of p ... More >>

  • People

    August 22, 2006

    Keeping Married Sex Hot

    Reddened cheeks, damp panties, and bedroom bliss

  • People

    July 11, 2006

    Fucking and Feminism

    Blowjobs, casual sex, and rape fantasies are under attack

  • News

    April 24, 2001

    King Sharpton Gets Courted

    Feel-Good Rabbi Fetes Reverend, Lands Literacy Project