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    April 15, 2013

    What Ray J's I Hit It First is Really About

    Current President of MENSA/musical artist Ray J recently released what has been described by every human with ears as a Kanye West diss track about Kim Kardashian, called I Hit It First. But former Rhodes Scholar Ray J insists that we are wrong and that I Hit It First is not about his sexual escapad ... More >>

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    May 16, 2012
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    December 25, 2011

    5 Great Sitcom Christmas Episodes to Watch on YouTube

    Because we've already scarred you with five barely watchable Christmas movies available on Netflix Instant, here are five great TV Christmas episodes you can watch on YouTube. They all come with a valuable lesson at the end , so be sure to watch each one in its entirety if you are a sanctimonious pr ... More >>

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    October 18, 2011

    Move Over, Snuggies! Forever Lazy Has Taken Over!

    When I noticed that Snuggies--which used to cost $15--were going for $4.99 at a discount store on 14th Street, I realized that those cute blankets with sleeves were going to be as passe as pet rocks this holiday season. It's all about Forever Lazy!

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    March 28, 2011

    Macy's 37th Annual Flower Show: Fake Daisies and Dogs in Floral Snuggies

    Heather Holland via The Lush Side​It's a good thing the wall of daisies was artificial, since the near-freezing wind that swept through Herald Square would have made short work of any exposed bloom at Macy's annual Flower Show on Sunday. Still, midtown tourists and shoppers took little notice ... More >>

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    February 3, 2011

    NYC's Five Best Bargain-Basement Chain Stores

    ​Shopping is even more fun when it's dirt-cheap, and when you're sure no one you know will be there to catch you hunting for bargains. Here are the five best department chains that appeal to my budgetary needs and kitsch taste.

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    April 18, 2009

    Snuggie Pub Crawl NYC: Comfortably Numb

    Photos by John DeSio. Why drink alone under a blanket on your couch when you can wear that blanket and get cozily sloshed in public? That was the general gist of the first ever Snuggie Pub Crawl, which urged enthusiasts of the backwards blanket with sleeves to take to the streets and imbibe with o ... More >>

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    February 10, 2009

    Please Admire This Photo of Moby Fellating a Doll Head

    If it's true that He Who Dies With The Most Posts Wins, Moby's in the running for first--dude has been posting on his Internet "journal" for eight years (?!!), which is somehow longer than both God or Fluxy. And so we add another one to his "about" collection, simply because it's been brought to our ... More >>