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SpongeBob SquarePants

  • Blogs

    May 12, 2011

    TV Star About To Come Out! Guess Who!

    ​This is from Page Six: Which prominent TV personality is about to come out with the help of public relations guru Howard Bragman, who has helped dozens of celebs announce their sexuality? The media blitz will begin next week. So, is it ...

  • Blogs

    May 4, 2011

    Q&A: Sir Mix-a-Lot Talks "Baby Got Back," Big Butts, and Big Women

    In 1992, the Seattle rapper Sir Mix-a-Lot mounted a deeply dented half-peach hill and boasted proudly, defiantly, ravenously: I Like. Big. Butts! And I cannot lie! Nearly 20 years later, "Baby Got Back" still reigns as the big-booty anthem of the 20th century. Although the archetype of feminine pu ... More >>

  • News

    April 6, 2011

    The Comics Issue: If Cartoons Are So Big, Why Don't They Pay?

    Drawn and nickled and dimed

  • Blogs

    January 26, 2011

    R.I.P., Color-Coded Terror Attack Warnings

    ​It's pretty much official, even if officials are still speaking "on condition of anonymity": Homeland Security will rid the nation of that coat of many colors we at Runnin' Scared like to call the Terror Alert Layered Quadrilateral Almost-Rainbow. All those pretty reds, oranges, yellows, blu ... More >>

  • Voice Choices

    January 12, 2011

    COME SAIL AWAY

    It’s the 106th annual New York Boat Show

  • Voice Choices

    November 24, 2010

    HOLIDAY CHEER

    The Flea Theater presents Looking at Christmas

  • Blogs

    October 5, 2010

    Paula Deen Is Launching Her Own Line of Fresh Fruits and Veg

    Pauladeen.comJust in time for Halloween, something scary.​You may not have realized that carrots and apples were in desperate need of a spokesperson, but oh, they are. And not just any shill, but one who's given the world and its waistlines Cheesy Ham and Banana Casserole and Deep-Fried Mac an ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 29, 2010

    2010: The Year of Indie Pets

    Best Coast TumblrBobb, Bethany, and Snacks It's become increasingly impossible to mention Best Coast, the three-person vehicle for noise-pop Cali-queen Bethany Cosentino, without referencing her pet Snacks. That darn cat is on the cover of her debut full-length Crazy For You, nonchalantly poised am ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 26, 2010

    Live: Die Antwoord Kick Our Writer In the Head at the Music Hall of Williamsburg

    Die Antwoord Music Hall of Williamsburg Sunday, July 25 Yo-landi Visser, one-half of the notorious internet phenom South African rap project Die Antwoord, has a thing for spanking her own gold, spandex-plated butt. Naturally, this is a distracting spectacle to see onstage at the Music Hall of Wil ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 10, 2010

    SpongeBob, Saving Lives All Over the Freakin' Place

    ​Remember a few months ago when a girl successfully delivered the Heimlich to a friend who was choking on gum in music class, and then said she'd learned it from watching SpongeBob? Well, it's happened again, people. An 8-year-old New Jersey boy helped save a 5-year-old neighbor from drowning ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 23, 2010

    SpongeBob: Fashion Icon, Life-Saver, Man About Town

    Our sea sponge of the hour​Kids, tell your parents that cartoons do save lives, and they should stop pressuring you to use the Wii Fit and just let you sit and watch your G.D. shows, okay? We are so happy when what might have been a tragic tale ends with hugs all around and a life-affirming l ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 14, 2009

    The 10 Worst Halloween Costumes So Far

    Everyone worries about Halloween costumes that will make your little girl into a slut, but not enough people worry about costumes that will make children and adults look like fools. Herewith are the worst examples we have found so far, cautiously adding that there is no offense to taste and sense th ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 24, 2009

    Cheek, in Review: 7 Days of Runnin' Scared

    President Obama came down on the credit card companies. They're still trying to hang the socialist and elitist raps on him, but they don't seem to be sticking. Mayor Bloomberg got mad as hell about the MTA fare hike -- but didn't bother to tell his friends in Albany. His "Puppets for Educational ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 22, 2009

    Empire State Building Cuts Power for Earth Day

    There's more to Earth Day than anti-Communist ravings and deposits on water bottles. Nick Cannon, actor-DJ-Mr. Mariah Carey, and Spongebob Squarepants, fresh from his Earth Day appearance on the Daily Show, are here to tell you that the Empire State Building will power down for 60 seconds tonight ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 22, 2009

    Nick Cannon Celebrates Earth Day

    The picture via our brethren at Runnin' Scared, who are pretty much the TMZ of photos like this one Today is Earth Day, and in her honor, we are apparently powering down the Empire State Building for an elegiac 60 seconds, a spectacle that cannot hope to compete with this photo--taken this morning, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 22, 2009

    Quick Hits

    The way we see it, you can never have enough Nick Cannon and Spongebob Squarepants at the Empire State Building. Yeesh, that Craigslist Killer suspect is getting his laundry aired out: now they tell us he kept his victims' underwear, along with his gun (!), in a hollowed-out Gray's Anatomy. Also, ... More >>

  • Columns

    August 19, 2008

    Going Waterboarding at Coney Island

    Whee! Cotton Candy and Torture!

  • News

    July 29, 2008

    An Unusual Educational Approach from an Unusual Man

    The Blair Horse Project

  • Blogs

    January 26, 2008

    Fuck a Blog: Super Furry Animals

    The Blair Horse Project

  • Unknown

    January 15, 2008

    That Which We Cranked

    Charting our myriad obsessions, amusements, and confusions

  • Theater

    September 4, 2007

    Silent But Deadly

    Would you like some mime with your cannibalism?

  • NYC Life

    June 26, 2007

    The Fudgitive

    Crack maker to cake baker: One sweet tale of a drug kingpin's decade on the lam

  • News

    April 24, 2007

    Letters

    Crack maker to cake baker: One sweet tale of a drug kingpin's decade on the lam

  • Screens

    November 28, 2006

    Gameplay Holiday Guide

    A round-up of what's hot this season

  • Film

    March 28, 2006

    For Love of Money

    Rich and strange: Holofcener's wealth porn sitcom not particularly lovely or amazing

  • Screens

    January 17, 2006

    Games That Make You Feel Like Janeane Garofalo

    Rich and strange: Holofcener's wealth porn sitcom not particularly lovely or amazing

  • Screens

    January 10, 2006

    Why Video Golf Is Like The Strokes

    Rich and strange: Holofcener's wealth porn sitcom not particularly lovely or amazing

  • NYC Life

    November 15, 2005

    Taking the Fifth

    H&M, A&F, and Fendi

  • News

    November 15, 2005

    Letters

    H&M, A&F, and Fendi

  • News

    November 1, 2005

    Primary Directive

    A new principal's tour of duty, from Bloomberg's 'academy' to P.S. 50

  • News

    June 21, 2005

    Under The Revival Tent

    Beyond the aging Billy Graham, some new faces on the Christian right

  • Film

    February 22, 2005

    Young Guns

    In embedded Iraq documentary, soldiers rap for camera, introduce orphans to SpongeBob

  • NYC Life

    February 15, 2005

    Ménage à Trois

    So where does Hegeloff sleep? With me in the bed and Thomas is there too.

  • NYC Life

    February 1, 2005

    SpongeBob and Streisand, My Favorite Cartoon Characters!

    So where does Hegeloff sleep? With me in the bed and Thomas is there too.

  • Columns

    January 25, 2005

    NY Mirror

    So where does Hegeloff sleep? With me in the bed and Thomas is there too.

  • Film

    January 25, 2005

    Film

    So where does Hegeloff sleep? With me in the bed and Thomas is there too.

  • Columns

    January 11, 2005

    NY Mirror

    So where does Hegeloff sleep? With me in the bed and Thomas is there too.

  • Film

    December 7, 2004

    See The Sea

    So where does Hegeloff sleep? With me in the bed and Thomas is there too.

  • Film

    November 16, 2004

    Porous Is Burning! SpongeBob Breaks Into the Real World.

    So where does Hegeloff sleep? With me in the bed and Thomas is there too.

  • Columns

    November 16, 2004

    NY Mirror

    So where does Hegeloff sleep? With me in the bed and Thomas is there too.

  • Music

    April 27, 2004

    Blame It On Band Camp

    So where does Hegeloff sleep? With me in the bed and Thomas is there too.

  • NYC Life

    March 23, 2004

    Temps Perdu

    The Parsippany swamp mystery and that leg warmer made out of a hat

  • NYC Life

    June 3, 2003

    Broadway Local

    What $50 Buys from 8th to Houston

  • Film

    May 27, 2003

    Gods and Sea Monsters

    They Call Me Bruce

  • Columns

    December 24, 2002

    NY Mirror

    They Call Me Bruce

  • Art

    December 17, 2002

    Wild Card

    They Call Me Bruce

  • Columns

    January 8, 2002

    Horoscope

    They Call Me Bruce

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