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Zogby Poll Says Internet, Fox "Most Trusted"; Hoax Suspected

Another Free iTunes Single of the Week: Stephen Colbert's "Another Christmas Song"

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Ronald McDonald, the Hamburglar, and Fast Food Nation's Eric Schlosser Walk Into A Green Room...

The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30cExclusive - Eric Schlosser in the Green Roomwww.colbertnation.comColbert Report Full EpisodesPolitical HumorStephen Colbert in Iraq ...and Grimace doesn't even look up from his copy of Harper's. Plus: the Hamburglar's Twitter is very real. [h/t SF/J]

What Will We Find in Mario Batali's Genes?

Photo borrowed from nerdapproved.com From the producers who brought us African American Lives and Oprah's Roots comes a new PBS series called Faces of America. Popular icons like Stephen Colbert, Malcolm Gladwell, and Yo Yo Ma have agreed to have their DNA deconstructed to discover what role their ... More >>

Happy (War on the) 4th of July!

We all know about the War on Christmas -- the annual struggle of Bill O'Reilly and others to keep people from treasonously wishing you "Happy Holidays" instead of acknowledging the birth of Our Lord. But did you know about the War on Independence Day? Stephen Colbert made a joke out of it on his ... More >>

Reminder: Fork in the Road Haz a Twit

​ In Steven Colbert's immortal words: We twatted. Or twittered. Or twitted. In any case, you can read our deepest thoughts and feelings on Twitter, where we are known as ForkintheRoadVV.

Stephen Colbert: "Oh My God! There's a Sugar Shortage!"

In light of the news that American could be facing a sugar shortage, Stephen Colbert broke out his emergency stash on The Colbert Report last night. How could we be running so low on "Jesus' dandruff"? Perhaps it was that world's-largest-cupcake folly.

What You Didn't See on Last Night's Colbert Report: A Mountain Goats-Colbert Duet

In light of the news that American could be facing a sugar shortage, Stephen Colbert broke out his emergency stash on The Colbert Report last night. How could we be running so low on "Jesus' dandruff"? Perhaps it was that world's-largest-cupcake folly.

Stephen Colbert on McLouvre: 'Hey, France, Fast Food Is Our Culture!"

In his "Tip of the Hat / Wag of the Finger" segment, Stephen Colbert envisioned what the Louvre's new McDonald's might be like: A Grimace de Milo. A McLisa smile. And a pack of Gitanes in your "Ennui Meal." [via Eat Me Daily]

Stephen Colbert Takes America to Task on 'Weightism'

Even though "being overweight is as American as eating a whole apple pie," it appears that society is still prejudiced against the obese. An amendment to the proposed healthcare bill that would reward people for losing weight inspired Stephen Colbert to rant about the issue of "weightism" in Ameri ... More >>

Stephen Colbert Saves Halloween, Battles 'Arma-gourd-on'

Don't let your Halloween be ruined by the pumpkin shortage of '09. Instead of a jack-o-lantern, carve yourself a spooky can-o-lantern. Let Stephen Colbert show you how. [via Eat Me Daily]

Stephen Colbert's Mayo-lution, Televised & In Print

Does anyone find the Miracle Whip-Stephen Colbert feud creepy? Colbert aired a faux pro-mayo PSA on his show a couple of weeks ago spoofing Miracle Whip's irritating dancing hipster campaign. Miracle Whip then responded by taking out a one-page ad in several newspapers promising to dominate the ad ... More >>

Colbert on the Eggo Shortage: "We're at Waff-Con 4"

Following news that flooding at Kellogg's waffle operations in Atlanta has caused a dearth in nationwide Eggo waffle supplies, Stephen Colbert calls for the CDC to spring into action. That's right, the "Center for Delicious Circles." [via Eat Me Daily]

The Best Fake Twitter Accounts: Fake Rahm Emanuel, Fake Christopher Walken, Fake AP Stylebook, and More

There are currently more than 120 Joe Jonases, at least 45 George Bushes, and exactly 13 Octomoms on Twitter. And while fake social networking profiles have been around since the dark ages of Friendster, the newest crop of Fakesters have embraced the most massive venue for Internet oversharers, th ... More >>

The Mountain Goats Played Late Night With Jimmy Fallon

Well, it wasn't exactly Stephen Colbert handling vocals on "This Year," but anytime you can get John Darnielle and Randy Jackson in the same room, you kind of have to do it, right? The band went with "Genesis 3:23"; the svelte second guitarist looks to be Perry Wright from the band Prayers and Tea ... More >>

Stephen Colbert Teases Harold Ford Jr. on Residency, Abortion

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Stephen Colbert Invented a New Williamsburg Band Called "I Didn't Fill Out My Census"

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Colbert Report: Republicans Suggest Bartering Chickens for Health Care

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Last Night: Stephen Colbert Accuses the Hold Steady of Being Graphic Designers

"Are you sure you're not graphic designers?", Stephen Colbert asks the Hold Steady's Craig Finn and Tad Kubler, the joke being that they're way too old to be playing in a band. (Like Harvilla sez: "You have to remember: The Hold Steady were wizened, wistful veterans when they started.") Then, afte ... More >>

Last Night: Stephen Colbert Insults Vampire Weekend's Personal Hygiene

It's true, local swells Vampire Weekend were looking a little ragged on Stephen Colbert's television show last night, but that was no call for him to tell kindly VW drummer Chris Thomson that his hygiene level reminded Colbert of the notoriously unwashed teen star (and sometime Twilight vampire) R ... More >>

Week in Review: He Did? I Love It!

Happy birthday, clowns. Photo by Rebecca Smeyne​In the week James Murphy finally squashed his beef with our own Michael Musto, we watched as another journalist-on-artist feud--M.I.A. vs. Lynn Hirschberg, who else?--heated up, adding an album cover, a response to a response to a response to a r ... More >>

Vodka Eyeball Shots: In Case You Missed it, The Latest Trend (Not Really)

Apparently, a trend has been sweeping the land that somehow escaped us here at Fork in the Road. It's called "vodka eyeballing," and it's pretty much what you think it is.

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Apparently, a trend has been sweeping the land that somehow escaped us here at Fork in the Road. It's called "vodka eyeballing," and it's pretty much what you think it is.

ChristWire Comes Out, Is Certainly Satire; Site Strikes Back, Confuses Commenters

​In a race to the internet 'presses,' both New York's Daily Intel and the New York Times came out Friday evening with profiles of the mysterious, hilarious website ChristWire.org, which convincingly and extensively parodies conservative craziness with Onion-like ferocity. The site's greatest s ... More >>

Stephen Colbert Testifies for Congress After Being Asked Not To! (Video)

​Stephen Colbert just testified in front of Congress about the United Farm Workers' "Take Our Jobs" initiative, which argues for American citizens to take farm worker jobs over from illegal immigrants. And he just did it, after being asked not to.

Stephen Colbert Gets Truthy with Congress; Rightbloggers Scream Like Stuck Eagles (And So Do MSM Reporters)

Long, bitter experience -- and long, bitter comments at this blog -- have taught us that if there's anything conservatives hate more than Big Gummint and homosexuals, it's someone making fun of them. The outrage that Boss Tweed expressed over "them damned pictures" of himself drawn by Thomas Nast is ... More >>

Adieu, Fair Pop-Tarts World; Justin Bieber Has a Thing for Sap

As always, we appreciate you spending the week with us here at Fork in the Road. But, in case you missed it, here's what the other food blogs have been up to... Eater bemoaned the fact that Pop-Tarts World will close this fall to make room for a new public plaza. Grub Street wondered whether Steph ... More >>

Rightbloggers Denounce Stewart - Colbert Rally to Restore Sanity Cat Stevens

On Saturday in Washington Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert held their Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Keep Fear Alive. The purpose of the event, which drew more than 200,000 people, was to help Cat Stevens win support for his fatwa against Salman Rushdie. What, you didn't know that? You must have mis ... More >>

Four Loko is Dead: SNL, Social Networks and Street Corners; Let's Stop Talking About It

Consider the shark jumped. The $3 canned beverage, both caffeinated and alcoholic, has already been banned in New York, with distributors halting their local deliveries on Friday, and now we here at Runnin' Scared are moving to ban the drink from the internet. Our teeth are shivering from the sugar ... More >>

Anne Hathaway and James Franco? Here Are 5 Pairs Better Suited to Host the Oscars.

via NY Daily News​Today, Anne Hathaway and James Franco were named the hosts of this year's Academy Awards. The Daily News reports that Bruce Cohen and Don Mischer (the producers of the Oscars) said, "James Franco and Anne Hathaway personify the next generation of Hollywood icons -- fresh, exc ... More >>

The Decemberists

via NY Daily News​Today, Anne Hathaway and James Franco were named the hosts of this year's Academy Awards. The Daily News reports that Bruce Cohen and Don Mischer (the producers of the Oscars) said, "James Franco and Anne Hathaway personify the next generation of Hollywood icons -- fresh, exc ... More >>

Get Two for One Scoops of Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream Today at Ben & Jerry's

Licking the dream.​Last night, Stephen Colbert announced that his Ben & Jerry's flavor, Americone Dream, will as of today be available at Scoop Shops everywhere. And today only you can get two scoops for the price of one at Ben & Jerry's locations. Proceeds from the sale of the ice cream will ... More >>

Stephen Colbert Stuck With Subliminal Anonymous Mask

via​The social news site Reddit brings us news of Stephen Colbert, seen above in a still from last night's Colbert Report, subliminally fitted with a Guy Fawkes mask, in the style of V For Vendetta. The mask is also a symbol of the amorphous hacker collective Anonymous, who just yesterday took ... More >>

Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream v. Jimmy Fallon's Late Night Snack

Easier to stomach than Fallon himself?​Stephen Colbert isn't the only late-night TV host to have his own Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavor. Jimmy Fallon's Late Night Snack, packed with salty caramel swirls and fudge-covered potato-chip clusters, was just announced and will soon be available in a ... More >>

Stephen Colbert Asks, 'Is God Fattening?' Study Says Yes.

Lo-cal communion wafers.​A new study reveals that people who regularly attend church or other religious institutions are 50 percent more likely to be obese than non-religious folk. And, if you happened to catch Morley Safer's profile of Archbishop Timothy Dolan on 60 Minutes a couple weeks bac ... More >>

Stephen Colbert Goes to Tea & Sympathy, Fails at Being British

The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30cMy Fair Colbert - Hugo Vickerswww.colbertnation.comColbert Report Full EpisodesPolitical Humor & Satire BlogVideo ArchiveThe royal wedding is fast approaching (only three weeks away!), so best learn the correct etiquette should one be invited to the big ... More >>

Stephen Colbert Has His Own 'Cheap Cornography' to Sway Iowa Voters

Stephen Colbert: cornographer​Stephen Colbert has debuted his own Super PAC ads in Iowa to get voters to cast their ballot for Rick Parry (that's Parry with an 'A' for America, as opposed to Perry, the Texas Governor). And if his rival Super PACs can do it, why shouldn't he too resort to "chea ... More >>

Stephen Colbert Will Not Give Up His Tater Tots

raybdbomb/FlickrHands off our tots!​On last night's Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert weighed in on plans to reduce the potato presence in school lunches. Specifically, officials want to get rid of deep-fried potatoes, such as crunchy, salty tater tots. To put it mildly, Colbert does not approve ... More >>

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Definitely Not Coordinated With Stephen Colbert Super PAC Releases Anti-Romney Ad

The Colbert ReportGet More: Colbert Report Full Episodes,Political Humor & Satire Blog,Video Archive Want to hear the star of Harry and the Hendersons -- no, not Harry, the human one -- narrate a Mitt Romney attack ad? You're in luck. Watch the above video.

One In Five in South Carolina 'Kinda Somewhat Likely' to Vote for Stephen Colbert, Marist Poll Says

​You read that headline right. The Marist Poll came out with some stats today that say that nearly 20% of voters in South Carolina are "kinda somewhat likely" to vote for Stephen Colbert to be president of the United States. Playing along with the political satire (or whatever we should be ca ... More >>

Stephen Colbert's Super PAC Raises $1 Million

​While Republicans duke it out in the Florida primary today, funnyman Stephen Colbert continues to mock the political process entirely with his Super PAC, which announced today that it had raised $1 million. The Super PAC (that's "Political Action Campaign" to you, sir), also known as the Amer ... More >>