With the Rihanna/Ke$ha bill already announced for Nikon at Jones Beach Theater this summer, a pop-superheroine double-threat that Nicki Minaj sadly abandoned, there was a momentary glimmer of possibility that the Lon Guyland outdoor amphitheater's other bookings would give metropolitan ... More >>
Featuring the odd return of 1995, in the persons of Soundgarden and Green Day, modern arena-rock surrogates the Strokes, Arcade Fire, MGMT, Phoenix, the National, and the Black Keys, and who else but Lady Gaga? Music is a befuddling tapestry in which Cypress Hill will always have a home. Comp ... More >>
Stealing Charles Aaron's identity to heap praise on Nickelback is against everything we stand for.
Now that our 2008 critical fete is on the books and another year of behind-the-scenes tumult is behind us, we can find the humor in traumatic technical errors that only inspired teeth-gnashing and ga ... More >>
Remember when Barack Obama won? And then at 9:22 am
on November 5, all your Facebook bros blasted Status Updates saying:
Harry Rump is January
20, 2009 party at my house! WOOO!
Turns out, they were all fucking lying. And now that Barack Obama's Big Day is less than two weeks away, and your fanci ... More >>