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  • Film

    September 17, 2014
  • Blogs

    August 31, 2012

    Who Can Turn The World On With Her Statue?

    On his last trip to the Twin Cities, Paper's Mickey Boardman took time to snap a shot of the famed Mary Tyler Moore statue situated downtown, right outside a major department store. It's the iconic image of Mary Richards tossing her tam o'shanter into the air, just as she did at the end of the pre- ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 7, 2012

    24 Hours A Day Watching Old TV Shows!

    That's what you can do thanks to Me TV (channel 144 on my dial), Antenna TV (166), TV Land (Channel 85), Aspire (171), and Hallmark (84). With this plethora of musty treasures on eternal repeat, you need never deal with the present again--except to maybe order food or go to the bathroom. Here's a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 5, 2011

    Happy 100th Birthday, Lucille Ball!

    Wikipedia​Saturday marks Lucille Ball's 100th birthday. Those of us who grew up watching I Love Lucy (and later, The Lucy Show) on Nick at Nite and TV Land know what an amazing comedic talent she was. But for all of the wails of "waahhhhh" and all the "'splainin'" she had to do, she was also ... More >>

  • Columns

    June 29, 2011

    'Hot In Cleveland' Gals Sex Up NYC!

    Sitcoms' oldies talk about their new golden years on TV Land

  • News

    June 22, 2011

    Girl-on-Girl Action Becomes Passé

    With lesbian sex not only accepted but boring, what's left to outrage?

  • Blogs

    November 3, 2010

    Margaret Cho Fell During Dancing With the Stars

    ​CLICK HERE for my new column in which the renegade funny lady tells me about her Marie Osmond-like tumble on the show, which the cameras didn't catch. Also: The gay pride dance she did as millions watched in awe; The appendage she once wore, which The Enquirer was too squeamish to publish; ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 24, 2010

    Hot In Cleveland Is The New Golden Girls

    ​I just realized it! TV Land's new hit sit-com is basically a revamp of Golden Girls, but with slightly different age brackets. Watch an episode and you'll soon enough realize that tart-tongued Wendy Malick is basically the modern day Bea Arthur.

  • Blogs

    March 12, 2010

    Another Reality Show For Joan Rivers

    ​My best friend Joan Rivers not only just came off E!'s Fashion Police (dissecting the Oscar outfits in all their glory and ghastliness) and is hosting more of TV Land's How'd You Get So Rich? series, but now she's starting a reality show on the WE channel with her daughter Melissa. It's call ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 21, 2009

    Jodie Sweetin is a Recovering Addict Too!

    ​You know, I'm so tired of everryone acting like Mackenzie Phillips is the only headline-making onetime user who's currently on TV Land. To remind us of her travails with coke, crystal, ecstasy, and booze, Jodie Sweetin has written a memoir called Unsweetined, which deals with her own prematu ... More >>

  • Columns

    August 11, 2009

    President Rejects Gay Hustler!

    Plus Abe Lincoln's logs and more than 15 minutes at Warhol's birthday party.

  • Blogs

    August 4, 2009

    Joan Rivers Loved Being Roasted

    ​I went to a party last night at Joan Rivers's three-floor East Side palace (Melissa has the lower floor), which is elegant and gorgeous and currently for sale. The bash was for Joan's TV Land show, How'd You Get So Rich?, but I also wanted to know about her already legendary Comedy Central r ... More >>

  • Columns

    July 15, 2009

    "Facts of Life" Sweetie Costars with Gay Porn Studs

    Meeting Mindy Cohn in Fort Greene. Side trip to Nashville.

  • Blogs

    January 23, 2009

    The Worrying Diet Plan

    I have a diet plan that works way better than the point system, throwing up, or even completely starving. It's worrying and fidgeting! My primary care doctor just told me in all seriousness that fidgeting can help you burn 800 calories a day! He also told me I'd lost five pounds since my last visit, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 7, 2009

    Who Should Be In The Gilligan's Island Movie?

    Let's play casting director (and after that, let's play strip poker, if we still have time). See, the inevitable movie version of the '60s shit-com Gilligan's Island has been announced, and now the gloves are off and everyone's guessing who should go on the three-hour tour (which more likely will be ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 26, 2008

    Brittany Lynn: A Drag Discovery Outside New York

    Brittany the drag queenBrittany Lynn kicks ass as a drag star who helps ease the pain of what's lately been called Kill-adelphia.

  • Screens

    May 17, 2005
  • Columns

    March 22, 2005
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    March 8, 2005
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    January 25, 2005
  • Books

    September 21, 2004
  • Columns

    April 6, 2004
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    May 6, 2003
  • NYC Life

    March 4, 2003

    Prepping for Spring

    Of Chinoiserie, Hardware, Surf, and Other Purported Trends

  • NYC Life

    October 22, 2002

    Costume Drama

    Hussein, Freddy Krueger, and Peggy Pom Pom

  • Columns

    August 13, 2002