TV Stars

More Guy Fieri Bashing, Michael Anthony at Yale

Anthony Bourdain called Guy Fieri's new restaurant a "terror-dome." He blamed Fieri for "single-handedly turning the neighborhood into the 'Ed Hardy district,'" and mused that the sunglasses-wearing chef "set back spelling two decades." [Sirius XM] The guys over at Big Gay Ice Cream also visited F ... More >>

FUNNY GIRL

Amy Poehler to discuss how cool she is

ROAST BEEF

It’s not easy being mean

Eva Longoria Wants You to Know Kids Are Farming Your Food

The Harvest​Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria is promoting a documentary that exposes the ugly truth about child labor in this country's agriculture system. If you missed The Harvest's short run this summer, the film is now out on DVD. Some 25 percent of the food we eat is harvested by c ... More >>

Kathy Griffin On Pizza With Cher And Showdowns With Abdul And Bachmann!

​Chatty Kathy Griffin just called to tell me about the time she confronted Michele Bachmann on an escalator at an official government dinner. You'll spit out your Jamba juice when you hear the result. It's in this week's column, a zingy and hilarious chat with caustic Kathy, who also tells m ... More >>

The Mystery Of George Costanza's New Hair

The sleuths at TMZ have spotted an important sea change on Jason Alexander's head: the famously bald former Seinfeld star has sprouted new hair. "Jason Alexander: The Magical Hair Growth," says TMZ. Behold, the new George: ​ This is a post about nothing. Alexander tweeted about the new hair ... More >>

The Mother of All Lies in I Don't Know How She Does It

How Can Andy Cohen's Show Ever Get Canceled?

​I'm not saying it should be, mind you. The man is clearly some kind of genius, with his popular programming choices for Bravo, which include his very own chat show on that very same channel. But if the ratings ever tumble, what will happen to his show?

Charlie Sheen Visits Alabama to Help With Tornado Relief. For Real.

​So, it seems that Charlie Sheen is trying to help out after deadly tornadoes hit Alabama last week. He visited Tuscaloosa today (wearing a white University of Alabama hat) "to survey tornado damage" and meet with Mayor Walt Maddox, who's hopeful that Sheen's celebrity status will help with ra ... More >>

Chris Brown vs. Charlie Sheen: Who's Getting The Worse Rap?

​Among unsavory pop stars, both Chris Brown and Charlie Sheen have been known to be abusive to women. But on her Sirius radio show, Rosie O'Donnell said she feels Brown is getting a worse rap than most in a similar situation. Said Rosie, "I just don't know why this kid seems to be held to a ... More >>

Unfollow Charlie Sheen on Twitter on Friday! Voices From the Movement

​Have you unfollowed Charlie Sheen on Twitter yet? If not, are you prepared to? You have two more days to decide before Worldwide Global Unfollow Charlie Sheen on Twitter Day, a day of reckoning, a day of justice, a day to end enabling. We've given you our reasons for unfollowing (spelling "Ko ... More >>

Rightbloggers Taste the Tiger Blood, Link Charlie Sheen to Unions, Obama, and Gay Marriage

Last week it seemed no one could get enough of Charlie Sheen. Though he'd previously made the papers with his drug problems, domestic violence incidents, and hit TV series, Sheen attained internet meme status when, after his ravings derailed his show, he responded with spectacularly outsized referen ... More >>

Unfollow Charlie Sheen on Twitter Day: Do It for America!

​Even though America loves a shitshow, and has every right to do so, we think this particular shitshow has gone on too long. Watching Charlie Sheen flame out again has been amusing, in part, but, much like his porn stars, we've taken to hiding in the bathroom and cringing. That is to say, we'v ... More >>

Charlie Sheen Not Really @CharlieSheen

Liar.​Sorry to tell you this, but you've been lied to. The man behind such gems as "this just in.... another cosmic fastball from theMind of your fav Warlock; Earn Yourself. #EarnYourself" is not actually actor, winner and drug addict Charlie Sheen; it's someone he's hired to be his "Tweet Master. ... More >>

Comedian Currently Watching Every Episode of Two and a Half Men

​Today in masochism: there is a comedian named Gil Ozeri who is currently watching every single episode of Two and a Half Men in a row, sans interruptions. The whole thing is streaming online here. Fittingly enough, all of the episodes of Charlie Sheen's famously mediocre sitcom (there are 177 ... More >>

Oscars 2011: The Official Runnin' Scared Red Carpet Live Blog! (We're Wearing Valentino.)

​Let's get this party started! We have chocolate marshmallow cookies, and wine, and cheese and crackers, and maybe we'll get pizza. And, most importantly, we have CELEBRITIES CONGRATULATING THEMSELVES FOR BEING CELEBRITIES. And Billy Crystal. Whee! Herewith, Runnin' Scared's official live blog ... More >>

Charlie Sheen's Meltdown to Be Very Lucrative For Charlie Sheen, Says Charlie Sheen

​This whole Charlie Sheen losing his mind thing hasn't been good for CBS, whose decision to cancel Two and a Half Men may cost $250 million in revenue. But it's going to be very lucrative for Charlie Sheen, what with the new $5 million per episode deal with HBO. And the forthcoming tell-all bo ... More >>

The Pretty Reckless

Porn Star Kacey Jordan Overshares About Night With Charlie Sheen

​Charie Sheen's porn star BFF Kacey Jordan gave Radar an interview about her night with totally responsible, together guy Charlie Sheen. In lots of queasy detail. Below, some gems:

Video of Charlie Sheen's Bender Released

​TMZ has gotten their hands on video of Charlie Sheen during the epic coke-fueled bender that landed him in rehab again recently. It's incredibly creepy, and kind of sad? There's a lot of Charlie Sheen yelling "Ohhh!" and throwing his arms around, and girls in tight shiny outfits with smiles p ... More >>

Charlie Sheen Back in Rehab, Brushes Off "Turds"

​Professional shitshow and Two and a Half Men star Charlie Sheen is back in rehab after being hospitalized the other day for an old-fashioned porn stars-n'-cocaine party. Today, he's brushing off the haters, or more accurately, "turds."

This is How Charlie Sheen Solicits Sex

​First he finds a website, in this case CityVibe, which advertises itself on Google (we didn't click the link) as, "Your one stop source for Las Vegas escorts, escort reviews, Las Vegas massage, exotic dancers, strip clubs, escort services, independent, incall, ..." Presumably, he browses the ... More >>

Charlie Sheen Still Partying With Cocaine and Hookers to the Delight of His Employer

​Earlier this week Charlie Sheen became the new Mel Gibson after a cocaine-fueled semi-rampage at New York's not-well-suited Plaza Hotel. He allegedly hit hooker/porn star Capri Anderson and screamed the n-word, all while his ex-wife Denise Richardson and their children slept in a nearby room. ... More >>

Jersey Shore Cast Played Hardball, Will be Back for Season 3

​We were getting nervous for a minute there. The cast of the Jersey Shore was, up till today, on strike (everyone except Snooki and The Situation, that is). The status of Season 3 was unclear. Things were scary. Good news! Our favorite guidos, who had been holding out for more than their allot ... More >>

I Will Miss Larry King

​Whenever some weird celebrity like Tammy Faye Baker or Marie Osmond was in the news--or even when they weren't--you could count on Larry King to have them on for a grilling. If a Jackson family scandal erupted or Paris Hilton was headed to jail, you knew Larry was going to spend time dissect ... More >>

Hollywood Celebs Tell Japan to Stop Killing Their Friend the Dolphin

"Thank you, Woody."​The makers of the documentary film The Cove, which won an Academy Award, have now released a PSA starring such Hollywood celebrities as Jennifer Aniston, Ben Stiller, Woody Harrelson, and James Gandolfini. In English with Japanese subtitles, the PSA is meant to enlighten pe ... More >>

The National Debut High Violet's "Terrible Love" on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

That's one way to announce your return--with two secret shows tonight and tomorrow in Brooklyn, a new album due in May and, last night, a live premiere of that record's first track, "Terrible Love," on Jimmy Fallon's TV show. The song is as paradoxically melancholy and galvanizing as every Nationa ... More >>

Rebecca Taylor Packs The Tents; Tony Cohen Goes Space-Age

Araceli CruzActress Sophia Bush at Rebecca Taylor​ It's rare to see people walk out of a fashion show, but that is indeed what happened at Rebecca Taylor--but only because the Salon tent in Bryant Park was so overcrowded Sunday afternoon that even those standing couldn't see a thing. We're ... More >>

Tila Tequila Canceled By Larry King's Show!

​The unexpected has happened and late heiress Casey Johnson's lady love Tila Tequila was booted from tonight's Larry King Live in favor of more illustrious guests--namely the authors of the political book Game Change and the third White House party crasher. Yesterday, TMZ claimed Tila was all ... More >>

Teri Hatcher Has Swine Flu!

​That's the story TV Guide sent around to the media yesterday, claiming that Wisteria Lane had become Hysteria Lane since desperate housewife Teri Hatcher told coworkers she was diagnosed with the H1N1 virus. Was it from that time she supposedly kissed Ryan Seacrest in public? It's a moot poi ... More >>

Who Should Perform at The Michael Jackson Tribute?

​On September 26, Vienna will be home not to just mountains of high-caloric wiener schnitzel, but to scads of bad-for-you stars singing their love for Michael Jackson so they can gain a mass televised audience and revive their careers. It's basically the memorial all over again, but without al ... More >>

No, Please God, No: "New 'Sex' Capital? It's Brooklyn!"

"BROOKYLN might soon get the "Sex and the City" treatment," says Page Six. "Author Amy Sohn got an early publicity bump for her upcoming novel, Prospect Park West, after Sarah Jessica Parker's Pretty Matches production company optioned the story in conjunction with HBO for a half-hour series . Says ... More >>

More Twitter Fun: Twanalysis

They tell us Twitter is still a thing, so here's something to fun up our lonely deskbound lives: Twanalysis, which checks your tweets and tells you what kind of online personality you present. Here's what the Village Voice stream gets: "Personality: renowned inquisitive fair. Style: chatty academic ... More >>

FAMILY TIES

Yasmina Reza’s God of Carnage

Palin Named Most Desirable Celebrity Neighbor

We can never get enough Sarah Palin, so we're pleased to announce that in a poll conducted by real estate company Zillow, the governor of Alaska has been named America's Most Desirable Celebrity Neighbor. She took 14 percent of the vote, with Oprah Winfrey a point behind. Oprah outpolled Palin a ... More >>

Never Tell Someone They Look Like Someone Famous

NO SLOPPY SECOND

Chi-town comics are first-rate

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler's Surrogate Mommy Comedy

Neither one seem the least bit invested in their baby

Idol Gives Back 2: A Running Diary

Things I Learned Watching Hannah Montana 3D

The Very Best "Best of '07" Round-Up!

The absolutely last word on words not to have lived by during the previous year

Project Runway: OMG, SJP!

Remote Patrol

Don't Touch the Monkey: Another Uncool Sitcom Tries to Be Hip

This Charmless Man

Seinfeld without Seinfeld? The humor may be surlier but it's just as annoyingly addictive

The Loser's Circle

A Vegas Dramedy and a 'Seinfeld' Castoff

NY Mirror

Todd Bailey

Dancer, choreographer; trainer; waiter; former prostitute

Star Struck

Sci-Fi Conventions Give Actors Eternal Life