Taylor Lautner

  • Blogs

    February 22, 2013

    Candles As Band Merch: An In-depth Look

    Perhaps you have seen that in addition to the T-shirts, hoodies, posters, and brass boat necklaces (?) found in their online merch section, Sigur Ros has introduced their "Vardeldur candle" for the princely sum of $23.50. The site describes its scent thusly: The smoky, slightly briny smell of a fl ... More >>

  • Film

    November 14, 2012
  • Blogs

    October 3, 2012

    The 10 Sexiest Men In Show Biz

    According to Glamour UK's reader poll. I'll give them to you in ascending order of popularity.

  • Columns

    August 15, 2012

    Chris Rock: "I Used To Be a Bit Of An Asshole!"

    We discuss his most challenging role ever in 2 Days in New York: Me!

  • Blogs

    April 19, 2012

    Who's Your Favorite Taylor?

    These are your only choices. Mention another choice not listed here and you will be banned and ostracized from society.

  • Blogs

    February 1, 2012

    Worst Film Actor of The Year?

    Here are the top choices, according to the experts at, where they've been predicting the Razzie nominations with a combination of glee and dread. Adam Sandler, Jack and Jill Ryan Reynolds for Green Lantern and The Change-up

  • Blogs

    December 13, 2011

    The Worst Reviewed Movie Of The Year?

    Don't even say, "Jack and Jill," because the Adam Sandler drag vehicle happened to have gotten 4 percent good reviews, according to Rotten Tomatoes. And it's not Taylor Lautner's's solo outing Abduction, either. That scored the same whopping rate of approval! Four whopping percent!

  • Film

    November 16, 2011

    Blood is Thicker Than Blood

    Bella and Edward lock it down in Breaking Dawn–Part 1

  • Blogs

    October 18, 2011

    Twilight Hunk Is Not Gay, OK?

    ​Here's what Kellan Lutz told Advocate's Brandon Voss about the gay rumors: "I don't Google myself, but I've heard that people think I'm gay. I've heard it all. "See, I don't really go after girls. Most of the girlfriends I've had have come after me. So it's really funny when girls get offe ... More >>

  • Film

    September 21, 2011
  • Blogs

    August 17, 2011

    Taylor Lautner: Can He Be A Film Star?

    ​Yes, I know he is a film star, thanks to a little something called the Twilight franchise. But can Taylor Lautner make it as a bonafide movie star apart from that? If you can't pull that kind of thing off, then you might as well be Francis the Talking Mule. And face it, it hasn't been all ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 7, 2011

    NFL Lockout No Joke — Or Is It? Let's Go to the Video.

    Field of Dreams 2: NFL Lockout with Taylor Lautner from Taylor Lautner Funny or Die, the comedy film company co-started by Will Ferrell, almost makes the NFL lockout worthwhile with Field of Dreams 2: NFL Lockout, a deadly little spoof that combines the oh-so-easy-to-parody Field of Dreams with the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 28, 2011

    Q&A: The Gregory Brothers on Auto-Tuning the Oscars

    photo by Nate "Igor" SmithThe Gregory Brothers at the Village Voice Web Awards in December 2010 Among the rusty Web 2.0 jokes, Anne Hathaway's cornball hooting, and all the precious air Oprah breathed, there were a few redeeming aspects to last night's Oscars. Coincidentally (or not?), they tended ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 7, 2011

    Top 10 Super Bowl 2012 Halftime-Show Possibilities

    Let's all do our best to keep this from happening​So another enjoyable terrible Super Bowl Halftime Show is in the books, and as we wash "I Gotta Feeling" out of our eyes and ears for the thousandth time, the question becomes: Who will grace the stage in 2012? How old will their most famous al ... More >>

  • Film

    June 29, 2010
  • Blogs

    May 7, 2010

    Most Popular Baby Names of 2009 Hail from Twilight Franchise

    ​Yeah, yeah, yeah, the books were... um... compelling. But seriously, must we now name our children after vampires, girls who love vampires, and werewolves who hate vampires yet can't help loving girls who love vampires?

  • Blogs

    March 23, 2010

    Remembering Madeline Kahn

    ​One of the most inspired comic entertainers in modern history, Madeline Kahn (1942-1999) was a joy in everything from Mel Brooks and Peter Bogdanovich films to Broadway plays (Sisters Rosenzweig, Born Yesterday) to The Muppet Show, for Chrissake. Madeline had a wry way with a line reading th ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 12, 2010

    Can You Name Anyone Who's Not In Valentine's Day?

    ​Valentine's Day--aka Love, American Style, the Movie--is one of those criss-crossing ensemble pieces starring literally everyone alive who's ever walked the earth and ended up in front of a camera. In an attempt to satisfy every possible demographic, it has young people, old people, whites, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 30, 2009

    Teen Stars Break Up Over Eating Habits; Food Trucks Bring the South to Brooklyn

    ​Torrisi Italian Specialties opens today in Little Italy selling Italian foods made in America. Owners Richard Torrisi and Mario Carbone, both chefs, cure their own anchovies and olives, and will start offering prix-fixe dinners in February. [NY Times] Teen stars Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautn ... More >>

  • Voice Choices

    November 17, 2009


    We're into biting, but a support group for vampires? Come on!

  • Film

    November 17, 2009
  • Blogs

    September 13, 2009

    The Ecstasy, the Agony: Live Blogging the MTV VMAs

    In honor of 2009 MTV Video Music Awards, we've invited SOTC buddies and pop savants Sean Fennessey and Ryan Dombal to lend a certain wisdom and perspective to these sure-to-be completely dignified proceedings. Gentleman? John Shearer​ 9:00pm Sean: We're coming to you live from one or two or ... More >>

  • Film

    May 31, 2005