The Hills (TV Show)

  • Blogs

    August 21, 2012

    Julien Chabbott, Millionaire Asshole Who Ran Over Cop's Foot, Sued for $10 Million

    We assume no one's forgotten about Julien Chabbott, the 28-year-old millionaire Internet entrepreneur who is (sadly) more famous for his relationship with The Hills reality 'star' Stephanie Pratt. He became a viral celebrity when, two weeks ago in SoHo, he rolled his $257,000 red Ferrari Spider over ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 8, 2010

    The Death (and Comeback) of the Music Video Has Been Greatly Exaggerated

    This week's New York magazine features a short article entitled "Why MTV Is Bringing Back Music Videos," which it isn't exactly. What MTV is doing is using its sizable funds to pair working directors with musicians and possibly even famous actors for a music video series entitled Supervideo. The fir ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 29, 2010

    A Photographic History of 'Hipsters' on MTV

    ​On Friday, Crushable and Guest of a Guest noticed an MTV casting call on Craigslist. "Do you own skinny jeans, old school chucks, cabbie hat, the 70's vest, an ironic t shirt or hat, a fitted sweater, flannel shirt, or chunky lens-less glasses?" it reads. "Do you drink PBR, have an ironic mus ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 21, 2010

    Jersey Shore Cast Played Hardball, Will be Back for Season 3

    ​We were getting nervous for a minute there. The cast of the Jersey Shore was, up till today, on strike (everyone except Snooki and The Situation, that is). The status of Season 3 was unclear. Things were scary. Good news! Our favorite guidos, who had been holding out for more than their allot ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 19, 2010

    Jersey Shore Cast On Strike: Season 3 Status in Question

    ​The cast of Jersey Shore may be getting a little big for their True Religions. TMZ is reporting that everyone except Snooki and The Situation are on strike just as shooting is supposed to start for Season 3. Ronnie, Vinny, Pauly D, Sammi, and JWoww are all holding out for more money, it seems ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 14, 2010

    The Week We Talked About Sarah Palin's Tits

    Heidi Montag has appeared on the reality show The Hills and performed some dance music. She is best known, though, for her various plastic surgeries, including spectacular breast implants, which she has craftily used to retain media attention. Montag's lifts and load-ins have been covered in natio ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 25, 2010

    Gossip Folks: Who's Easier, Kim Kardashian or Ashley Dupre?

    ​Two of our nation's prized women -- professional celebrity Kim Kardashian and professional sex partner-cum-professional celebrity Ashley Dupre -- occupy a very similar position in our collective psyche. Not that they're merely sex objects, but they are mostly sex objects. So when a Playboy photog ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 30, 2010

    Heidi Montag's 3-D Boobs: The Movie, Hopefully With a Dolly Parton Cameo

    Reality star and plastic surgery victim Heidi Montag tells People she's "writing" what appears to be a sci-fi action-adventure movie about her magical 3-D breast implants saving a small beach community from shark attacks. It's unclear just how Montag, who says she will play a lifeguard named Summe ... More >>

  • Columns

    September 22, 2009

    Chelsea Handler Interview! Brace Yourselves!

    And then I compare Keats with Tila Tequila.

  • Blogs

    January 6, 2009

    Beware the "Downtown Crowd": Watching MTV's The City

    With the tragic demise of MTV's highest rated "reality" series The Hills, its lead star Lauren Conrad and marketers are proudly passing the baton to a lesser-known Hills character: Whitney Port, who is now three episodes into The City, her very own New York-based Hills spin-off. Far from the vanguar ... More >>

  • Voice Choices

    December 31, 2008


    Courtesy of Lady Antebellum

  • Music

    October 29, 2008

    The Boys of CMJ

    Starring Mission of Burma, and, uh, the Women

  • Film

    May 27, 2008

    Sundance Highlights Come to BAM

    Non-fiction-filled mini-fest opens with a bust, then rocks

  • Blogs

    March 25, 2008

    The Hills are Alive With The Sound of Advice

    Spencer Pratt from the fake reality show The Hills has gotten himself a REAL job—writing an advice column for Radar magazine—though as a columnist with a much longer track record, I'd like to give HIM some advice about how to hone his act a bit. Yo, Spencer, your answer to the person who wrote i ... More >>

  • Music

    May 22, 2007

    1,440 Minutes

    An MTV takeover results in better bands, random absurdity, and . . . videos