"I know why I drink. I drink to get bagged.
"I am no alcoholic. I'm a drunkard. There's a difference. I don't have to go to meetings. Ha! Ha!
"Drinking removes warts and other skin blemishes. Not from you, but from the people you are drinking with.
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When Michael McGrath won a Tony award on Sunday for his performance as a lovable gangster in the Gerswhin musical Nice Work If You Can Get It, he thanked his wife and said, "Baby, you're the greatest!"
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