The Real Housewives of New Jersey

  • Blogs

    September 27, 2012

    Meek Mill - 40/40 Club - 9/26/2012

    Meek Mill 40/40 Club Wednesday, September 26 Better Than: Schlepping up to Inwood for a random Jay-Z sighting. Jay-Z is hip-hop's reigning master of synergy. Just days before he christens the Barclays Center in Brooklyn with a string of sold-out concerts, the rapper hosted the release of basketbal ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 18, 2010

    It's Official: New Jersey No Longer "Retarded"

    ​New Jersey gets a bad rap as the "armpit of America," which goes without mentioning all the wonderful reference-points pop culture's recently yielded to represent The Garden State, like Bravo's The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Oxygen's Jersey Couture, and of course, MTV's ratings record-bre ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 16, 2010

    Danielle Staub, Real Housewife of New Jersey: You're Fired!

    ​Is this a Garden State setback? Apparently, Danielle Staub -- who's one of the peoplecreatures Bravo turned their cameras on for the Cloverfield-esque faux-terroreality television program The Real Housewives of New Jersey -- has been fired, and according to the NY Daily News, is shocked -- sh ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 4, 2010

    NY Tech MeetUp Showcases Some Useful New Technology, Some Not

    ‚ÄčNY Tech MeetUp is a monthly event for the technology community in New York that allows emerging companies to demo their new ideas in front of a large audience of like-minded techies. It's a safe place for these tech geeks, but it's open to outsiders like us, too. We went last June as well, took J ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 10, 2010

    Danielle Staub, Real Housewife of New Jersey, Now Authentically Trashy with Self-Leaked Sex Tape

    Click to Enlarge, but if you do, keep in mind that this woman has four kids. And is insane.​Just as you probably could have guessed, of the various iterations of Bravo's brainsucky Real Housewives series -- which includes New York, Orange County, Atlanta, and soon, D.C. -- it was New Jersey wh ... More >>

  • Columns

    May 25, 2010

    Large Erection Headed Toward Angelina Jolie

    I do a full Gaynor! . . . over Mitzi and over Reichen Lehmkuhl; Friars toast David Dinkins

  • Blogs

    May 12, 2010

    Broadway Star Makes AIDS and Jesus Funny!

    ​CLICK HERE for my new column in which I interview the Tony nominee who bravely achieves that feat! And I love her for it! My alternate headline would have been: "Which New Jersey Housewife Has a Vagina Fixation?"

  • Blogs

    April 22, 2010

    One More Jersey Reality Show!

    ​Haven't gotten your fill of the Garden State from The Real Housewives of New Jersey? Jersey Shore? And freakin' Jerseylicious?

  • Film

    August 25, 2009
  • Columns

    August 11, 2009

    President Rejects Gay Hustler!

    Plus Abe Lincoln's logs and more than 15 minutes at Warhol's birthday party.

  • Blogs

    June 29, 2009

    Academic Press Releases of the Day: Michael Jackson, Friends, Male Vibrator Use

    From the University of Wisconsin-Madison: "Experts: Big Tobacco Dead by 2047, Possibly Sooner." But if you're a smoker, they'll certainly outlive you. The University of Rochester: "Rock, Pop Historian Assesses Michael Jackson's Greatness." Sample: "The single glove, his patented moonwalk step, that ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 23, 2009

    TSG: Danielle Staub Coke/Kidnapping/Escort Criminal Records

    We hate reality shows and never had any interest in the gruesome-sounding Real Housewives of New Jersey, but we're a little more tempted now that The Smoking Gun has laid out Housewife Danielle Staub's criminal records under her old name, Beverly Ann Merrill. "Testing" cocaine for dealers? Involved ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 23, 2009

    Gersh Kuntzman Pumps for Miss NY, Calls Miss NJ "Not Attactive"

    Gersh Kuntzman -- actually one of our favorite newsmen, and the SNA's 2008 Editor of the Year -- has taken a strong stand in his Brooklyn Paper for our state's representative to the 2009 Miss America pageant, Leigh-Taylor Smith. That's understandable -- Smith's a former Miss Brooklyn. But Kuntzman's ... More >>