The Simple Life (TV Show)

  • Blogs

    September 21, 2012

    Paris Hilton's Gay Comments: Let Me Put This In Perspective

    Several years ago, Paris Hilton was on the cover of Out magazine as someone gays liked and who liked gays. I sort of believed her about it because I did the interview! I was even shown on The Simple Life asking her the questions! In her house! But now a crafty cab driver has released a secretly ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 23, 2012

    Hold The Phone: Here's A New Song With Paris Hilton On Vocals (And It Isn't Terrible)

    ​Welcome to Musical Math, a new feature where we try to pick apart a new pop song's origins. For our first entry, we have the musical return of one of the last decade's most controversial figures, in both pop and the tabloids. In what's either a bid for notoriety or a genuine appreciation of ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 17, 2011

    Happy Birthday, Paris Hilton!

    Paris Shares a Birthday With Nobel Laureate Otto Stern​Dear Paris, We reported that you turned 30 this morning, but gosh darn it -- you're so special we're going to say it again: Happy Birthday! Thirty is a milestone age, and it's natural for someone as introspective and thoughtful as yoursel ... More >>

  • Columns

    July 31, 2007

    Can You Top This?

    Unrelated: the city's sex life bottoms out; Hillary's gal Friday; Dean among the Queens

  • NYC Life

    April 11, 2006
  • Columns

    April 11, 2006
  • Columns

    April 4, 2006
  • NYC Life

    November 1, 2005

    The Death of the Dumb Blond

    Why peroxide rot is, like, officially over

  • Screens

    June 7, 2005

    Dude, Where's My Country?

    In the wake of Super Size Me, director Morgan Spurlock tackles a range of American woes

  • Film

    April 26, 2005
  • NYC Life

    March 15, 2005

    The Green Door in the Floor

    Show me the money shot: How porn made itself at home in America's living room

  • Columns

    December 30, 2003
  • News

    December 2, 2003

    Fame by Numbers

    In Which Paris Is Constructed (and Deconstructed)

  • Art

    November 25, 2003

    Working Girls

    Surrendering Their Credit Cards for TV Fame, Debutantes Dabble at the Dairy Farm

  • Art

    September 16, 2003

    Our Way to Fall

    Are You There, God? It's Me, TV Critic