The Tourist (Movie)

  • Blogs

    May 11, 2012

    Dark Shadows Has Problems

    Naturally, Tim Burton has brought an extremely vivid look to his adaptation of Dark Shadows, based on the '70s soap opera about a vampire who's only marginally weirder than the people around him. The film also has a terrific soundtrack featuring period pieces by T. Rex, the Carpenters, and other od ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 14, 2012

    I Hate Movies And Will Never See Another One! Here's Why!

    Check out my hot new column, which is the latest addition to my "Why I Hate..." series that's sweeping the nation. This one deals with: *The horror of 3-D used for films that don't really warrant it (or don't even take advantage of it)! *The sequels to films you didn't want in the first place! ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 30, 2012

    Johnny Depp In Dark Shadows: Looking Good?

    Johnny Depp still hasn't seen The Tourist and neither has anyone else, but that's long been demoted to a footnote in his otherwise jazzy career. The chameleon-like voice of Rango has just applied his scissorhands to the part of Barnabas Collins in Dark Shadows, the Tim Burton-directed re-creation o ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 3, 2011

    Johnny Depp's Six Best Performances

    ​A chameleon with a closetful of hairdos and accents, Johnny Depp has played everything but a household pet that goes on an adventure to discover its true self. But wait, now he's played just that in the animated Rango! In fact, that's the official plot description! The chameleon is playing ... More >>

  • Film

    December 8, 2010

    The Tourist: The Lives of Angie and Johnny

    Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck's film gawks at its stars, visits Venice, has twist