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  • Blogs

    October 17, 2011

    Occupy Wall Street: 10 Halloween Costumes of the Movement

    #8: Fat Cats on Wall Street​Halloween is one of the few opportunities we have throughout the year to dress as something else, something that we may never be, something that we may never WANT to be, with impunity and without obligation. And while some blogs are telling us that the costume of th ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 13, 2011

    Al Qaeda Stockpiling Toxin; Warren Weinstein Kidnapped in Pakistan; Health Care Bill Hiccup

    Castor bean flower, via Wikipedia​The New York Times says Al Qaeda's branch in Yemen is stockpiling castor beans in an attempt to manufacture ricin, a harmful toxin, to use in America. According to the report, the terrorist cell wants to "secretly concoct batches of the poison, pack them aroun ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 2, 2011

    Osama Bin Laden Dies in the Cartoon Version Too

    The ineffable Next Media Animation, the Taiwanese company responsible for cartooning every current event from the Tiger Woods sex scandal to the Royal Wedding, has already delivered their dramatization of Osama bin Laden's death, entitled "Osama Bin Laden get got," starring Donald Trump, a finger-gu ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 26, 2011

    Urlesque Bids Us a Sad Farewell With a Meme-Packed Video

    Urlesque is officially closing up shop today. In an appropriate goodbye post, Jason Newman strung together the most popular memes of the last three years into a video backed by "The End of The Road" by Boyz II Men. Can you identify all of the memes in the video? Don't worry, we've got you covered wi ... More >>

  • Film

    April 20, 2011

    Fist Bump: The Return of Chen Zen Struggles to Live Up to Its Pedigree

    Urlesque is officially closing up shop today. In an appropriate goodbye post, Jason Newman strung together the most popular memes of the last three years into a video backed by "The End of The Road" by Boyz II Men. Can you identify all of the memes in the video? Don't worry, we've got you covered wi ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 14, 2010

    Everybody's Breaking Up!: R.I.P., Celebrity Couples We Never Knew

    ScarJo, before RyRey.​Alas! Or...hooray! Or...well, how should we know how to feel about any of this, anyway, since we don't actually know them and have only seen them looking generally smiley in pictures? Still, given the news coverage, it seems very important! Breaking: Scarlett Johansson an ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 8, 2010

    NEWSPAPER WARS, The Movie: NYT and WSJ Battle It Out in Simulated Taiwanese Melodrama

    ​Some things you see on the internet, and you look at them, and you stare at them, thinking that maybe at some point along the lines of all this staring, it will begin to resemble something that will make sense. Try as you might, this is absolutely not one of those things.

  • Blogs

    August 30, 2010

    New York Post Kicked Out of Barclays Golf Tournament for Harassing Tiger Woods, Naturally

    ​Who else but the resident outrage-hungry Horny Lesbian Ethnocentric Sexist Catlady of the New York Post, Andrea Peyser, would get kicked out of the Masters for walking up to Tiger Woods and asking him about his penis?

  • Blogs

    August 25, 2010

    Elin Nordegren's Sense of Privacy Is a Bit One-Sided

    ​After issuing a joint statement with Tiger highlighting the family's need for privacy during this difficult time of divorce, Elin Nordegren, the now former Mrs. Woods, is on the cover of today's People magazine in a rather public World Exclusive. Well, a woman's perogative is to change her mi ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 25, 2010
  • Blogs

    August 4, 2010

    The Escalade Is the Most-Stolen Car, But Whose Would You Jack?

    ​In the choice between going big or going home, if you're stealing a car, you've already opted to go pretty big. With that in mind, it's not surprising that car thieves don't chintz -- they go straight for the Cadillac Escalade SUV, the most likely vehicle to be stolen, according to an insuran ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 2, 2010

    Jaycee Dugard's $20 Million Settlement Takes into Account "Unique Circumstances"

    ​The California Legislature has determined the price for being held captive for 18 years "as a virtual sex slave" (i.e. repeatedly raped, impregnated, having to tell your daughters you're their sister, living in the backyard): Jaycee Dugard, now 30, was awarded $20 million for her claim that t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 12, 2010

    Money, Cash, Hoes: NY Daily News Prints How-To Guide for Cheating Athletes

    Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger​On a day when most of the world is enamored with fĂștbol football, a real, testosterone-oozing American football player is here to remind us all of the class and chivalry we expect and admire in our professional athletes. I.M. Anonymous ("Special to the Daily New ... More >>

  • Columns

    June 1, 2010

    Free Will Astrology: June 2 - 8, 2010

    Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger​On a day when most of the world is enamored with fĂștbol football, a real, testosterone-oozing American football player is here to remind us all of the class and chivalry we expect and admire in our professional athletes. I.M. Anonymous ("Special to the Daily New ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 9, 2010

    The Huffington Post Turns Five Years Old: A Look Back Through the Years

    ​Happy Mother's Day to Arianna Huffington, whose baby was born on May 9, 2005. Maybe you could say George W. Bush's reelection campaign was the father? Inconclusive, but it's still been half a decade and the little guy has just gotten so big. The headline fonts, at least. There's been scoops, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 4, 2010

    New The-Dream, Featuring T.I.: "Make Up Bag"

    For the clicking spine of this particular production, let's take it back to "Hater," the sublime iTunes extra from The-Dream's Love vs. Money. "Hater" and Dream's latest, "Make Up Bag," have the same muffled snap to them, though like most of the newer Dream stuff we've heard so far, the pure-id em ... More >>

  • Columns

    April 20, 2010

    Anderson Cooper Vs. Dr. Death

    Fun with assisted suicide. Plus: Puffy Combs on the craft of acting?

  • Blogs

    March 10, 2010

    Marion Jones Provides Template for Tiger Woods' Comeback

    ​Formerly one of the world's most respected athletes, now disgraced, asking America to forgive... Well, no, not really. Marion Jones, the sprinter stripped of her Olympic medals for doping and jailed for lying to prosecutors about it, is joining a WNBA team, the Tulsa Shock. And though, like T ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 13, 2010

    Kids Lunchboxes Packed with Sugar, Salt & Fat; Fake Gatorade Bottles Shame Tiger Woods

    ​Can one man eat at 10 Danny Meyer restaurants in one day? Apparently so. The author's Meyer Marathon started at Shake Shack, then continued with stops at Tabla, Gramercy Tavern, and ended at Maialino. [Wall Street Journal] Looking for your favorite gourmet food truck? There's an app for that ... More >>

  • News

    December 29, 2009

    Michael Musto's Top Three Top Ten Lists, Because Why Not?

    ​Can one man eat at 10 Danny Meyer restaurants in one day? Apparently so. The author's Meyer Marathon started at Shake Shack, then continued with stops at Tabla, Gramercy Tavern, and ended at Maialino. [Wall Street Journal] Looking for your favorite gourmet food truck? There's an app for that ... More >>

  • Voice Choices

    December 22, 2009

    Find cheap seats to the Knicks vs. Indiana Pacers

    ​Can one man eat at 10 Danny Meyer restaurants in one day? Apparently so. The author's Meyer Marathon started at Shake Shack, then continued with stops at Tabla, Gramercy Tavern, and ended at Maialino. [Wall Street Journal] Looking for your favorite gourmet food truck? There's an app for that ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 11, 2009

    Cheek, in Review: 7 Days of Runnin' Scared

    ​Kennedy Airport. Twitpic via sawyerlex. War on Christmas season swung into full effect. In a holiday spirit, the Staten Island D.A. tried shame on shoplifters. A GOP Congressman moved to read a pro-Christmas resolution into the House record. Andrea Peyser denounced the godless Bloomingdales ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 9, 2009

    This Week in the Voice

    ​Like to gamble online? Political odd couples like Barney Frank and Al D'Amato are fighting for your right to do so. Meanwhile James Giordano made millions via internet gambling, and wound up in prison. So... do you feel lucky? Graham Rayman has the story. Tom Robbins has previously covered t ... More >>

  • Columns

    December 8, 2009

    The Peggy Lipton Affair Brings Down Another Mogul

    ​Like to gamble online? Political odd couples like Barney Frank and Al D'Amato are fighting for your right to do so. Meanwhile James Giordano made millions via internet gambling, and wound up in prison. So... do you feel lucky? Graham Rayman has the story. Tom Robbins has previously covered t ... More >>

  • Columns

    December 8, 2009

    Queer as Folk Star Goes Lesbian!

    Plus, which Tiger Woods mistress is trailer-ier?

  • Blogs

    November 30, 2009

    Our Front Pages

    The Times says Obama's upcoming address will announce 30,000 fresh troops for the Graveyard of Empires -- but (headline voice) "Obama's Speech on Afghanistan to Envision Exit." ​ The end is always in sight.

  • Blogs

    November 28, 2009

    Quick hits

    Rep. Patrick Kennedy is scheduled to speak Monday at Brown University about healthcare. This marks Kennedy's first public appearance since he and then Rhode Island Bishop Thomas Tobin went public with their conflict over abortion. -- Police in Sunset Park, Brooklyn had to cut open a burning car to ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 19, 2009

    Hand over Fist(er) tonight, Yanks...

    ​ What are the prerequisites for getting "he's human after all" exemptions? Because there are a lot of stars and legends out there...but only certain people get this said about them with some degree of frequency. I think everybody should only get one. Like, from birth. You don't assume anyone ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 7, 2009

    Cheek, in Review: 7 Days of Runnin' Scared

    ​ Twitpic by ethanvk. Well, our week was awful, but apparently we were in good company. Mayor Bloomberg came up with a wide-ranging, expensive transit plan including crosstown buses that would move slower than ever. He slapped back Bill Thompson's schools charges -- not convincingly to ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 6, 2009

    Will Ferrell Scores a Nucular Hit

    Will Ferrell's Broadway debut, You're Welcome America. A Final Night With George W. Bush may not be high art; you know that starting with the pre-curtain announcement, "Enjoy the show. And go fuck yourselves." And it doesn't exactly explore a million textures in Dubya's personality aside from the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 13, 2008

    National Pigeon Day and Today's Best Headlines

    Will Ferrell's Broadway debut, You're Welcome America. A Final Night With George W. Bush may not be high art; you know that starting with the pre-curtain announcement, "Enjoy the show. And go fuck yourselves." And it doesn't exactly explore a million textures in Dubya's personality aside from the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 19, 2008

    Girls, Girls, Girls: Are We Done With The Sex Scandals Yet?

    Will Ferrell's Broadway debut, You're Welcome America. A Final Night With George W. Bush may not be high art; you know that starting with the pre-curtain announcement, "Enjoy the show. And go fuck yourselves." And it doesn't exactly explore a million textures in Dubya's personality aside from the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 18, 2008

    Tiger, Paul McCartney and Diddy: Celeb Tabloid Roundup

    Will Ferrell's Broadway debut, You're Welcome America. A Final Night With George W. Bush may not be high art; you know that starting with the pre-curtain announcement, "Enjoy the show. And go fuck yourselves." And it doesn't exactly explore a million textures in Dubya's personality aside from the ... More >>

  • Columns

    December 25, 2007

    Horoscope

    Will Ferrell's Broadway debut, You're Welcome America. A Final Night With George W. Bush may not be high art; you know that starting with the pre-curtain announcement, "Enjoy the show. And go fuck yourselves." And it doesn't exactly explore a million textures in Dubya's personality aside from the ... More >>

  • Screens

    September 25, 2007

    The Wii's Latest Pool Game

    . . . is a cue stick in the mud

  • Film

    January 31, 2006

    'Through the Fire'

    . . . is a cue stick in the mud

  • Film

    March 22, 2005
  • Art

    November 30, 2004

    Screen Gems

    The year in TV: Another season, a smattering of reasons for tuning in amid all the mediocrity

  • News

    August 3, 2004

    Sex, Lies, Death

    The irresistible pull of the down-low myth—uh, story—hooks reporters and their readers

  • News

    December 31, 2002

    A Year of Self-Parity

    Who's Best? Who's the Underdog? When Anybody Can Win, Who Can Tell?

  • Film

    April 2, 2002

    Three Women and an Organ

    Who's Best? Who's the Underdog? When Anybody Can Win, Who Can Tell?

  • News

    August 14, 2001

    The Marlboro Man

    Everyone Else Is in Michael Schumacher’s Rearview Mirror

  • News

    July 17, 2001

    An Interview With Gil Scott-Heron

    The Performer Talks About Addiction, Taxes, and Privacy

  • News

    April 10, 2001

    Sports

    The Performer Talks About Addiction, Taxes, and Privacy

  • News

    March 20, 2001

    Fit to Serve

    High-Profile Athletes Toss Their Jocks, and Sports Bras, Into the Political Ring

  • News

    September 12, 2000

    How Venus Got Her Groove Back

    Nature vs. Nurture, and All That

  • News

    August 29, 2000

    The Art of the Lead

    Glossy Magazines Show How It’s Done

  • News

    February 29, 2000

    Giant Steps

    Kareem’s Hoop Dreams Take Him From an Indian Reservation to the NBA Basement

  • News

    January 11, 2000

    1999 Village Voice Sportswriters Poll Results

    Kareem’s Hoop Dreams Take Him From an Indian Reservation to the NBA Basement

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