The image you see here means a lot to us at the underground bunker, where we keep an eye on all things Scientology related. And on this lazy Sunday morning, we hope you'll indulge us as we attempt to explain what it represents. Andreas Heldal-Lund, meet Chill EB. Chill, meet the devil.
What will one elderly Woodstock resident do with the insurance windfall from a Times Square construction accident? Buy a hot plate.