Toddlers & Tiaras

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    September 26, 2012


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  • Blogs

    July 17, 2012

    Judy Tenuta Asks Me For Help With Her Sex Tape!

    Hilarious love goddess Judy Tenuta has signed a big deal for Vegas, plus she has a new book out and two movies. She paused to crack me up about all of it the other day, with a zingy phone call from La La Land. Hi, Judy. Tell me about your book, Full Frontal Tenudity. It's like three books in one ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 17, 2011

    Eden Wood at Her Stripper Debut: Two More Videos

    The other day, we posted a review of the Cicciabella fashion show where Toddlers & Tiaras star Eden Wood whipped off her rhinestone-studded jacket and slapped her butt in front of the confused crowd. Here are two more videos we took at the show.

  • Blogs

    September 15, 2011

    Fashion Week: Pageant Kids Go Wild West at Cicciabella

    Sharyn Jackson"Wanted Dead or Alive"​Last night I watched two hours of Lifetime's Dance Moms to prepare for the amazingness I knew I was going to behold this afternoon. Cicciabella, the outdoor slipper designer, showed its 2012 Cowgirl Riders line: western booties for the under-8 crowd. A gagg ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 8, 2011

    71 Things to Do While You Wait for Breaking Dawn to Finally Be Out in Theaters

    ​Unless you are a fan of the Twilight saga (and if you're not, what is WRONG with you?), you may not be aware that Breaking Dawn, the finale of the series, in which Bella and Edward actually make a vampire-human baby, will be out in theaters on November 18. This is only part one of the finale, ... More >>

  • News

    June 22, 2011

    Reality-TV Porn

    When their reality-TV star fades, some male contestants turn to gay porn

  • Blogs

    September 8, 2010

    Fashion Week vs. Kindergarten Admittance: Both Really Hard

    via‚ÄčIf you have a young child and you're involved in the fashion industry, you probably want to scream and pull your hair out this week, both Fashion Week and the first week of school. Realizing what a bitch these two yearly milestones can be, the New York Times wrote about bo ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 12, 2010

    Wise Young Kids Just Don't Approve of Hannah Montana's Slutty Behavior

    via New York Times​Kids, Miley is only Hannah Montana when she has the blond wig on -- gosh, how many times do your parents have to explain? So, when she's owning stripper poles, strutting her stuff in mesh everything, and dating older guys, she's no longer Hannah Montana. Got it? Except, not ... More >>