Tom Selleck

  • Film

    December 18, 2013

    Her: iLove, American Style

    Like a sleek new phone, Her still strains to connect

  • Blogs

    June 22, 2012

    The Beach Boys' "Kokomo": The Musical And Personal Horrors

    This month, to celebrate the Internet's unbridled love for wallowing in nostalgia and even greater relishing of talking about why certain cultural artifacts are horrible, Sound of the City presents First Worsts, a series in which our writers remember the first time... they ever hated a song enough t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 28, 2011

    Movie Star Hotties In Tubs And Showers, NSFW

    Sal Mineo​These photos will really get you in a lather! You can thank our own Gregory Moore for them--but not right now, please. I've already got him on the phone so I can gush my gratitude. Photos of people getting clean have never been so delightfully dirty!

  • Blogs

    July 25, 2011

    In a Boon for TV Nostalgists, Buttermilk Channel Will Be Closed Tomorrow

    Straight outta Oahu.​First, the bad news for Buttermilk Channel patrons: the restaurant will be closed tomorrow. And now, the good news for ladies (and more than a few gentlemen) of a certain age: it will be closed because of Tom Selleck. According to a message from the restaurant's owner, the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 10, 2010

    The goofy highlights of 4 A-Team novels PLUS: Tender A-Team YouTube tributes

    Each Thursday, your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from basements, thrift stores, estate sales and flea markets. I do this for one reason: Knowledge is power. ​ A-Team novelizations Small But Deadly Wars; When You Comin' Back, Range Rider?; Old ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 14, 2009

    The 10 Worst Halloween Costumes So Far

    Everyone worries about Halloween costumes that will make your little girl into a slut, but not enough people worry about costumes that will make children and adults look like fools. Herewith are the worst examples we have found so far, cautiously adding that there is no offense to taste and sense th ... More >>

  • Voice Choices

    March 4, 2008


    Furry upper lip not just for cops anymore

  • Voice Choices

    March 4, 2008


    A notoriously bad film finally gets some appreciation

  • News

    May 8, 2001

    Cruise Control

    Why Is It Libelous to Call an Action Actor Gay?

  • Film

    May 25, 1999