Tootsie Pops

  • Blogs

    October 30, 2013

    Alice Cooper Assesses Halloween Candy

    Last Halloween Alice Cooper was guest editor of this blog. We've just now gotten the blood out of the carpet. The smell of sulfur still remains. And though he left the place a wreck, afterward we went trick-or-treating with him through the Lower East Side. He murdered the first person unlucky enough ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 22, 2010

    Pediatricians Want Hot Dogs, Other Foods "Redesigned" So Kids Won't Choke On Them

    The Food of the Future! ​The American Academy of Pediatrics has determined that, despite the enormous number of frequently risible warning labels on everything, parents are still undereducated about the risk of choking ordinary foods pose for their small children. To address this, they have re ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 24, 2007

    Last night at Crash Mansion: Laces' one-year anniversary

    Getting downstairs was like licking a Tootsie Pop and discovering tuna inside -- a whole lot of work for a prize that makes you want to puke. Yes, All City is run by a girl. Now get over it. This is only momentarily relevant because we're about to tell you how bored we were at the first-year anni ... More >>

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    May 6, 2003
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    August 20, 2002