Turtles and Tortoises

  • Voice Choices

    July 30, 2014


    Catch a big one in Queens

  • Voice Choices

    May 8, 2013


    Give a hoot for David Sedaris

  • Columns

    April 24, 2013
  • Blogs

    January 9, 2012

    Extinct Giant Tortoises Might Not Be Extinct

    Shit just got real in the world of genetics. Like Jurassic Park -bringing-monsters-back-from-extinction real, just without Jeff Goldblum. Scientists have determined that a sub-species of Galapagos Islands tortoise -- long thought to be dead and gone -- might actually still kinda exist.

  • Blogs

    December 13, 2011

    Where's Lionel? The Search for a Missing Box Turtle

    ​As we've reported, Lionel the Box Turtle escaped from the Inwood Nature Center on December 1st to little fanfare. Poor Lionel. Cobras and peacocks are just flashier than turtles. But the little guy is still missing, out in the urban jungle. We've decided to deepen our investigation into where ... More >>

  • Music

    December 14, 2004

    Girls Vs. Boys

    Brazilian Girls in heat; Canada's Junior Boys in ecstasy