Tyler Durden

  • Film

    October 30, 2013

    The Four Types of Spoilers and How Reviewers Should Handle Them

    A rough and inevitably incomplete guide to the taxonomy of spoilers

  • Blogs

    August 18, 2009

    Celebrity Nude Video Reveals Celebrities to Be Boring

    ​Fleshbot has unleashed the footage of Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart and some girl with their clothes off (NSFW), and the moral of the story is that you, our sexy readers, could make a more exciting video in a storage shed. The protagonists talk about drugs, dogs, and dance class, light candles ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 8, 2009

    Britney Spears Celebrity Nude, Almost

    We and several generations of burlesque club operators' lawyers agree that pasties = non-nude, but a scan of this morning's news and gossip sites reveals that as far as these leaked pictures from Britney Spears' "Gimme More" shoot go, brown contact paper is not clothing. So: celebrity nude! Those ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 12, 2009

    Joaquin Phoenix Refuses to Cooperate with David Letterman

    Share with us here the somnolent agony of Joaquin Phoenix on the David Letterman show last night. In this compilation clip the star of Walk the Line, hiding behind a giant beard and shades, mumbles answers, reacts badly to laughter ("What d'you gas 'em up with? Is this nitrous?"), and thumb-wrestl ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 6, 2009

    Times Softens Up Lily Allen

    The New York Times previews its Sunday Arts article on Lily Allen, an apparent softening agent called "This Wild Girl's a Homebody Now," in which the singer reveals that she and her friends "sit around this table and play Scrabble" in the evenings, in an attempt to get away from the "kind of irresis ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 28, 2009

    Amy Winehouse Nude, Makes Friends

    Everyone's favorite chanteuse Amy Winehouse has been on a long post-rehab vacation, which What Would Tyler Durden Do has been tirelessly chronicling. Previous reports showed her annoying her fellow St. Lucia resort guests; one source said, "She grabs guests' drinks and runs off, like a squirrel with ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 21, 2008

    Famous Dimwits Name Baby "Bronx"

    Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz just had a baby, and announce it is to be called Bronx Mowgli Wentz. Reaction, like the rise of the young parents' careers, has been swift and unpleasant. "Can a borough sue?" asks EV Grieve. "It might as well be, 'Sexually Confused Emo Give Me My Book Bag Back,'" says ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 4, 2008

    Uh-Oh: Race "Looking Like 2000 and 2004"

    Not much to say during the mid-evening info-doldrums: Liddy Dole got canned in North Carolina, even after the sure-fire tactic of calling her opponent Kay Hagen "godless." Now we'll see if she moves back in with Viagra-gobbling husband Bob. We hope What Would Tyler Durden Do is watching! Also, John ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 7, 2008

    Salma Hayek Finally Outdresses Karl Lagerfeld

    Fashionindie thinks the German peasant costume Salma Hayek wore on German TV chat show "Wetten Das" was a "fuck-up." But we did a little research (i.e. Google) and found that Hayek had lost a bet with an audience member requiring her to wear a traditional German dirndl on the show. We don't know wha ... More >>

  • Art

    February 13, 2007

    Trigger Happy

    Jailed for forgery and notorious for his weapons art, Alfredo Martinez plots his next move

  • Film

    January 9, 2007

    David Lynch Made a Man Out of Me

    Our critic comes of age as Eraserhead just gets better with time

  • Music

    January 31, 2006
  • Film

    July 15, 2003
  • Long Island Voice

    October 26, 1999
  • Film

    October 19, 1999
  • News

    October 12, 1999

    21st-Century Boys

    David Fincher stages a theater of war in ‘Fight Club’