U.S. Presidents

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    November 7, 2012
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    September 22, 2012

    The Emancipation Proclamation (Or What's Left of It) Is In Harlem Right Now!

    In 1862, President Abraham Lincoln was torn: with the War Between the States raging, the clarion call to free the slaves was louder than ever. However, to do so, Lincoln feared a backlash from his own Union forces, who were more concentrated on the rebels then the abolitionists. In the end, the 16th ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 4, 2012

    White House Releases Controversial Homebrew Recipes

    Last week we, the people, demanded that the president release the recipes for his White House home brews -- the beers he enjoys so much, he is carrying some along the campaign trail. How did the White House respond? By making adorable beer puns and sharing the recipes, at last: With public excitem ... More >>

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    April 16, 2012

    Emancipation Day at 150: How Slaves in Washington D.C. Are Helping Procrastinating Taxpayers Today

    Procrastinating taxpayers: wonder why you're getting a couple extra days to file your taxes this year? April 15 fell on a Sunday this year, so you can thank a Christian for the first extra day, as politicians are so terrified of offending them, they've never liked to do government business on Sunda ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 22, 2012

    Etch A Sketch, Teddy Bears and Lincoln Logs: A History Of Presidential Toys

    In a brief break from the depressing news we've been covering lately, we wanted to weigh in on presidential toys. You may have heard that Romney aide Eric Fehrnstrom had something to say about Etch A Sketch yesterday. "I think you hit a reset button for the fall campaign," Fehrnstrom said, before ... More >>

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    October 23, 2011

    What You Can Learn About Rick Perry From His Interview in Parade Magazine

    ​Rick Perry gave an interview to Parade Magazine (this week's issue was, yet again, almost completely devoid of any coverage on parades or the parade-attending lifestyle) and people are needling him for comments he made about Barack Obama's birth certificate. He told the interviewer that he ha ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 11, 2011

    Help Make Union Square's George Washington Statue Look Like a Tourist

    ​Public artist Leon Reid IV wants to turn Union Square's classical equestrian statue of George Washington -- you know, our first American president, that guy with the wig, on the horse -- into just another subway-map-gazing, fanny-pack-wearing, camera-toting tourist. At least it's a tourist on ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 28, 2011

    What the Presidents Ate: Bill Clinton

    Penn State ArchiveLike George Washington, President Clinton dug ice cream -- lots of it.​Nutritionist might sum up Bill Clinton's taste in food with a single expression: Junk Food. He was said to have gained 30 pounds during his first presidential compaign in 1992, topping out at over 200 pou ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 26, 2011

    Dennis Pogue Gives Us a History Lesson That Involves Making George Washington's Whiskey

    (This is not Dennis Pogue.)​Whiskey is as American as apple pie. At least that's what Dennis Pogue, chief archaeologist at Mount Vernon, would have you believe. Over the last several years, he's spent much of his time making George Washington's whiskey (our first president was a distiller, in ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 26, 2010

    Barack Obama Will Dish With The View Ladies as POTUS

    ​President Obama is about to make, um, history, by becoming the first U.S. President to appear on a daytime TV talk show -- something George Washington or Abraham Lincoln could never actually get away with, media being what it was in those days (also, they weren't exactly lookers). In the mode ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 24, 2010

    America's 5 Greatest Foodie Presidents

    ​President Obama doesn't make the list--the word is still out--though he seems to be showing promising enthusiasm for this peach. (credit: Democratic National Committee) It's too early to predict whether Barack Obama is going to be one of our greatest foodie presidents, though the signs are g ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 25, 2010

    Obama's Chillin' With America's Favorite Money Grubbing Minister

    ​ Today, Barack Obama becomes the 12th U.S. President since 1950 to meet with Rev. Billy Graham. Let us all give thanks for religion's relentless (and secretive!) stranglehold on American politics. And we pray...

  • Blogs

    February 20, 2010

    Alexander Haig Dead at 85

    ​Four-star general Alexander Haig, 85, the Reagan administration Secretary of State who claimed to be "in control" of the White House after Reagan was shot in 1981, died today in Johns Hopkins Hospital in Maryland. According to the AP, Haig succumbed to complications from an infection.

  • Blogs

    January 7, 2010

    Nude Jogger Threatens White House; Reagan Grandson Taken Into Custody

    ​At last, a threat to America's security has been swiftly dealt with. A man who was jogging nude near the White House last night was apprehended at the scene and taken into custody. The President was in residence, but there is no indication that he was affected. The jogger's bag was found to c ... More >>

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    May 6, 2009
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    May 1, 2009

    "Zodiac Killer Daughter" Also Said She Was JFK's Kid

    Our colleague at True Crime Report informs us that the woman who has been claiming her father was the famous Zodiac Killer -- a story TCR has debunked here -- has also claimed to be the daughter of John F. Kennedy, the 35th President of the United States. TCR has this lunatic claim sourced and on re ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 9, 2009

    Abe Lincoln Was Gay!

    Abraham Lincoln not only freed the slaves, it turns out he was a fabulous cocksucker! Gay legend Larry Kramer will report that interesting tidbit in his upcoming book The American People: A History, which is determined to turn the White House into a lavender mansion while adding the AC to DC. And th ... More >>

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    January 28, 2009


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    April 8, 2008

    Souvenirs and Slime: Inside the Greatest Collection of Presidential Campaign Memorabilia

    A lawyer and a close friend of John McCain, Jordan Wright has been collecting the merchandising detritus of presidential campaigns for five decades. Those stickers, signs, and (most importantly) buttons that Oval Office aspirants produce to woo Americans might seem like mere ephemera, but the items ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 19, 2007

    Hentoff on the Tasering of the First Amendment

    Yet another video of Andrew Meyer. By Nat Hentoff The very widely viewed video of the arrest and Tasering of University of Florida student Andrew Meyer for continuing to ask Senator John Kerry about impeaching the president, and whether Kerry and Bush were members of Yale’s secret society, Skull ... More >>

  • News

    October 17, 2006

    Hillary Clinton Wakes Up

    Bush becomes commander in chief of Congress. The junior senator from New York objects.

  • Blogs

    July 29, 2005

    The Next President of the United States, George Pataki!

    If the soon-to-be ex-governor's chances are history, here's what they look like White House, NYS Governor's OfficeRoosevelt, Fillmore, and Rockefeller all made it—but only FDR and Fillmore made it to the White House. The fourth man pictured is rumored to think he can, too. George Pataki's ch ... More >>

  • News

    April 26, 2005

    Speaking of Filibusters

    There's a long, rich history of big-time talkers. You have a few hours?

  • Books

    October 19, 2004
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    June 29, 2004

    Kerry's Catholic Question

    Cardinal Edward Egan faces a defining moment in the 2004 race for the White House

  • News

    June 15, 2004

    Campaign Trailers

    Recounting election-year movies that attempted to swing the vote

  • News

    March 23, 2004

    The Meaning of Clarke

    A civil servant speaks up? There's nothing the right-wingers hate more.

  • News

    January 6, 2004

    Last Copter Out of Baghdad

    Bush Flees Iraq Mess On The Campaign Express