Uranus (Planet)

  • Music

    November 21, 2012

    R. Kelly Got Jokes

    Sex addict, preacher, comedian: the many sides of r&b's Pied Piper

  • Columns

    July 25, 2012
  • Blogs

    June 26, 2012

    R. Kelly's Write Me Back Rides The Retro Soulacoaster

    Around this time last year, I saw R. Kelly at the Prudential Center, and it was one of the most impressive live spectacles I've been witness to in my two-plus decades of attending big arena shows; there was an onstage bar complete with cocktail-shaking mixologist, an acapella reworking of his 1994 s ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 13, 2011

    They May Both Lack Charm, But Mars Bar Definitely Isn't Mars 2112

    granvilleonline.caThis would be a good time to make a Uranus joke.​ EV Grieve points out a hilarious mistake from Canadian publication Granville Online in its article about the world's worst restaurant bathrooms. They confused divey Mars Bar with space-themed Midtown restaurant Mars 2112. Th ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 12, 2009

    A Message From Yoko Ono

    ​Yoko Ono, widow of the best Beatle, John Lennon, and legendary shriek-singer of "Walking on Thin Ice," is still radiating positivity after all these years. I'll never forget when, ages ago, I reviewed one of Yoko's albums and said the only good thing about it was the gurgling sound provided ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 13, 2009

    From the Crap Archives: Wacky Summer Mad Libs

    Your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from basements, thrift stores, estate sales and flea markets. I do this for one reason: Knowledge is power. Wacky Summer Mad Libs Author: Roger Price, Leonard Stern and deeply bored, anonymous children Publisher: ... More >>

  • Film

    October 9, 2007
  • Theater

    August 14, 2007

    Fringe Cringe

    Another year of weak work at NYC's biggest theater fest

  • Music

    June 5, 2007

    Doodle on U

    Insight into the artistic process of one R. Kelly

  • Music

    September 27, 2005
  • Columns

    November 19, 2002
  • Music

    June 27, 2000

    Impolite Discourse

    The Noise Boys Ride Again

  • Music

    March 7, 2000

    Tangled Up in Blue

    Blue Morning, Blue Day, Little Blue Corvettes