Vicks NyQuil

What Ray J's I Hit It First is Really About

Current President of MENSA/musical artist Ray J recently released what has been described by every human with ears as a Kanye West diss track about Kim Kardashian, called I Hit It First. But former Rhodes Scholar Ray J insists that we are wrong and that I Hit It First is not about his sexual escapad ... More >>

What Will the Miley Cyrus/Tyler, the Creator Collaboration Sound Like?

Why are Miley Cyrus and Tyler, the Creator collaborating? Probably because they know how awesome it will be. See Also: - On Odd Future, Rape and Murder, And Why We Sometimes Like the Things That Repel Us - Miley Cyrus Takes Her Party In The USA To Occupy Wall Street

Hip-Hop's Top Ten Otis Redding Samples

​"Otis" fever is in full effect, thanks to the Otis Redding-sampling song from Jay-Z and Kanye West's much-ballyhooed Watch The Throne project leaking Wednesday night. The track's production, based around a slick chop of Redding's "Try A Little Tenderness," might be the most impressive thing a ... More >>

Kristal Khan, Worst Babysitter of 2009, Demonstrates Her Technique on a Plastic Doll

Kristal KhanSmall-time day-care operator Kristal Khan showed a grossed-out Queens courtroom Thursday how she negligently let an 11-month-old boy drown in a plastic bucket that contained only six inches of water, the Daily News reports. Luckily, the babysitter's re-enactment of the June 2009 tragedy ... More >>

Top Chef: The End.

BravoUntil next year...​You've got to hand it to the folks at Bravo. Not only did they give us the worst Top Chef season in recent memory, they also ruined what little incentive we had to tune in to the finale by revealing the winner hours before the show. Thanks for absolutely nothing, guys!

MTV's Video Music Awards Had Me Gaga

​Every year, MTV pretends it's still a music channel and gives awards to the videos it shows in the middle of the night between NyQuil commercials. Fortunately, the VMAs are riveting nonetheless, the entire community assembling to lip-synch a song and screech out an acceptance speech. Rather ... More >>

NYPD Tapes 4: The WhistleBlower, Adrian Schoolcraft

He wanted his bosses to know about NYPD misconduct. So they put him in a mental ward

Devils We Know

Serge Gainsbourg, Lara Croft, blue-collar rapper, Saharan exile—meet Cops

Letters

Only Angels Have Rings

Pick Up the Ball, Barry. Pick It Up.

Memphis Bleak

Zapping the Common Cold

Viral infections, from flu to hepatitis, have long been considered untreatable. But that's about to change.