Working outside the Hollywood bubble, the stand-up vet is making comedies in his own register. God Bless!
Can you imagine that? He probably also thought William Hung was off key! Anyway, in the new TV Guide, the X Factor king says Ryan's basically as phony as a three dollar bill.
If the 1967 "classic" The Cool Ones ever pops up again on TCM, please do mama a favor and watch it. This one had my kind of "good/badness" written all over it, and when I finally checked it out, it totally delivered, man. A spoof of the '60s music biz, it centers on a girl (played by bland ... More >>
Photo: Andrew Werner"The legend!" said Randy Jackson as he approached me at the Lacoste penthouse party for his record label last night. That's now the official way all celebrities must greet me or they don't get a mention. (By the way, he was bowing and scraping too. A nice extra touch.) ... More >>
Beware of this dude's absolutely appalling sincere faces. Photo by Michael Becker/FOX.Tonight, we see the new American Idol judging cadre venture to Milwaukee, I place I don't consider a real city because I can't name any rappers from there. (Bon Iver doesn't count.) We open with Steven Tyler ... More >>
F2K10 is a countdown of the 20 worst songs of 2010. Track our progress here. How to be a rock critic in 2010 in two steps: 1. Use the safety of the internet to laugh and point at people who look and act different than you. 2. When these people hit critical mass, proclaim them "secret gen ... More >>
Vince Bucci/FOX Alice Cooper and the Idols 8:01pm. It's a sad night, and not because we're saying goodbye to another season of Idol, not because we're saying goodbye to Simon Cowell, but because they managed to drag this out to a two-hour production of group sings and product placements. 8: ... More >>
F2K has been a countdown of the 50 worst songs of the decade. Relive the whole long journey here. Thank you, and we're sorry. As a concession to a vile, contemptible decade marked by commerce over reason, we pleaded to our editors at the Village Voice to let us publish the No. 1 entry as one of t ... More >>
Not even the 15th worst record this decade. Have a good weekend!In the week our F2K crew quantitatively decided that though Nickleback and Gym Class Heroes are bad, William Hung and Hinder were a whole lot worse, we continued to count down the worst songs of the '00s. That Santana song keepin ... More >>
F2K is a countdown of the 50 worst songs of the decade. Track our progress here. So bad it's not even on YouTube. Hear a preview here.The worst American Idol contestant (after Daughtry) wins your mom's heart--and then pisses on a church.
Frank Micelotta / FOXAllison and Adam on Rat Pack night There are only five contestants left, meaning that by the time the show starts, it's almost over! Since we already know Adam Lambert is going to win, this is really all just a formality, but let's take a stroll through it together, shall we? ... More >>
Sharyn Jackson is your American Idol host for season eight. We're finally in Hollywood! Is this our next Idol? God I hope so. Hollywood! Finally, American Idol is about something, even if only remotely. So here on the road to Sucker of '09 are 147 people who got the yellow slip over the past thr ... More >>
Sharyn Jackson is your American Idol host for season eight. Last week's season premiere followed the adventures of Bikini Girl and Blind Guy, and the eternal flaming hotness of Kara DioGuardi, the newest judge. More auditions this week. Dean Anthony Bradford, who suffers from Spasming Facial Hors ... More >>
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