Wisteria Lane

  • Blogs

    July 7, 2010

    Bloomberg Gives His Thumbs-Up to the Smoking Ban for Parks and Beaches

    ​As we mentioned yesterday, people are kind of upset with the cigarette butts all over the brave new Coney Island, even going so far as to talk of banning cigarettes in parks and at beaches. Today, the Daily News reports that Bloomberg is now seriously considering putting the kibosh on smoking ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 2, 2010

    Gays Are Still Second-Class Citizens

    ​An email from a reader named Tony Macy-Perez commended me for talking straight about gay issues and pointing out how LGBTs are often applauded yet sent to the back of the bus at the same time. And he had some thoughts of his own:

  • Blogs

    June 28, 2010

    Vanessa Williams Is Doing Her Memoirs

    Richard Termine​That's what I'm hearing, and it'll surely be a rewarding read. After all, Vanessa Williams came to national attention as a lovely beauty queen whose crown was ripped off her pretty head when a lesbo-nudie spread surfaced.

  • Blogs

    April 6, 2010

    Desperate Housewife Slaps Back!

    ​Wisteria Lane has turned into Hysteria Lane now that Nicollette Sheridan has sued the show's creator, Marc Cherry for her treatment on the prime-time series. Sheridan claims that Cherry slapped her in the face after she approached him about a line in the script. What's more, Sheridan says, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 29, 2009

    Teri Hatcher Has Swine Flu!

    ​That's the story TV Guide sent around to the media yesterday, claiming that Wisteria Lane had become Hysteria Lane since desperate housewife Teri Hatcher told coworkers she was diagnosed with the H1N1 virus. Was it from that time she supposedly kissed Ryan Seacrest in public? It's a moot poi ... More >>

  • NYC Life

    May 2, 2006
  • Screens

    July 26, 2005

    This Is Your Mom on Drugs

    A new series about a drug-dealing suburban homemaker kicks against conservative pricks and Christian bitches

  • Art

    October 5, 2004

    This Is Your Fall Season on Crack

    ABC goes bonkers with hysterical retro housewives, crash dummies, and loopy lawyers