Not even Ed Harris can save this poorly composed period pic
Mechanical disaster-movie remake removes old people, inserts expensive fireballs
Get your avant-garde fix with plenty of experimental cinema this season
Tousled bleach jobs, one-eyed stiffs: Neo-epic drops its veils but keeps the nookie offscreen
Could be verse: Brad Pitt's beefcake Achilles is a heel in a streamlined, digitized Iliad
The season's globe-trotting films bring mankind closer together, or at least pretend to on-screen
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