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Yoda

  • Blogs

    January 6, 2012

    A Psychic Spider Monkey From Staten Island Will Predict the New Hampshire Primary Winner

    Following in the vaunted footsteps of Paul the Octopus (RIP!), Grandpa is a spider monkey who lives at the Staten Island Zoo who has been instilled with the ability to, occasionally, choose a banana or tennis ball with the name of a winning sports team on it, thereby counting him among the ranks of ... More >>

  • News

    December 7, 2011

    Wheelchair Sports Camp's Crip Life

    If there were ever a moment for a queer, disabled rapper with a love for pot, jokes, and revolution to be a star, the moment is now

  • Blogs

    October 17, 2011

    A Long Time Ago, We All Talked Like Yoda

    ​Today in news you can use (to amuse yourself while you learn something, too), there is evidence that early man (and woman) spoke like Yoda. Meaning: Not necessarily full of wisdom, but using a subject-object-verb (SOV) word order -- for example, "I you like" or "Me cookie want," as opposed to ... More >>

  • Film

    August 31, 2011

    Improve Your Golf Game in One Easy Step! God on the Green in Seven Days in Utopia

    ​Today in news you can use (to amuse yourself while you learn something, too), there is evidence that early man (and woman) spoke like Yoda. Meaning: Not necessarily full of wisdom, but using a subject-object-verb (SOV) word order -- for example, "I you like" or "Me cookie want," as opposed to ... More >>

  • Theater

    March 16, 2011

    Mimic's Eire Sickness

    Irish eyes aren't smiling in Raymond Scannell's solo show

  • Blogs

    December 16, 2010

    Live: Prince Does The Hits (Well, Some Of Them) At The Izod Center

    Look, he's blowing you a kiss. Pics by Nicole Ankowski, more below.​Prince Izod Center Wednesday, December 15 Let's break with format and jump straight to the set list, since that's what you're curious about, right?

  • Blogs

    October 22, 2010

    There Is a Gnome in New York City, and He Has a Tumblr. Of Course.

    via Gnome Life​Recently we stumbled upon the Tumblr "Gnome Life," which tackles the trials and tribulations a millennial gnome faces after moving to New York City. Hilarious, right? A gnome in New York City? But after we laughed about gnomes, because gnomes are funny, and perused the many phot ... More >>

  • Film

    October 6, 2010

    So Cool to be Crazy in It's Kind of a Funny Story

    via Gnome Life​Recently we stumbled upon the Tumblr "Gnome Life," which tackles the trials and tribulations a millennial gnome faces after moving to New York City. Hilarious, right? A gnome in New York City? But after we laughed about gnomes, because gnomes are funny, and perused the many phot ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 14, 2010

    Tuesdays With Snooki: GTL also Includes Side Trips to Barnes & Nobles, Guys!

    via BuzzFeed​Snooki and the gang of Jersey Shore-ists would like you to know that you are hopelessly misinformed as to their true nature, despite you watching them regularly on that "reality TV" show. Gah. On real, live talk show Ellen DeGeneres today, they expressed the existential dilemma of ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 5, 2010

    "Squeezing" Is Not a Sex Move, and Other Things We Learned During the Summer of BP

    via NYT​When we look back at these hazy days of summer 2010, we'll remember oil, for sure, and birds and models in oil (thank you, Italian Vogue), and a smattering of strange, mystical, rather sexual-sounding phrases, like "junk shot," "top kill," "tar balls," "bottom kill," "annulus," "bullhe ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 6, 2010

    Somebody Hacked the Dalai Lama

    Can you guess this man's password?​Let's say you're part of a gang of infamous, powerful Chinese hackers with a really cool name, say, "the Shadow Network." You've busted through the fortified security systems of sensitive targets "including foreign ministries, embassies, and even a computer a ... More >>

  • Film

    August 21, 2007

    10 Questions for the Dalai Lama

    Can you guess this man's password?​Let's say you're part of a gang of infamous, powerful Chinese hackers with a really cool name, say, "the Shadow Network." You've busted through the fortified security systems of sensitive targets "including foreign ministries, embassies, and even a computer a ... More >>

  • Columns

    August 7, 2007

    Frank and Open Discussions

    A visit to the land of Oz and straight talk from Rihanna and Ian Benardo, among others

  • Screens

    June 5, 2007

    Car Lust

    Take a ride with Forza Motorsport 2, the greatest car sim ever

  • Film

    April 24, 2007

    Spider Bites

    Third time brings harm to the Spidey franchise; Peter Parker to wear a bubble skirt in 4.

  • Film

    October 17, 2006

    Communication Breakdown

    Narrative gimmickry can't save vapid, globally conscious puzzle-film

  • Screens

    October 10, 2006

    The Best New Indie Games

    Narrative gimmickry can't save vapid, globally conscious puzzle-film

  • Screens

    October 3, 2006

    The Season's Top Sports Games

    Narrative gimmickry can't save vapid, globally conscious puzzle-film

  • Screens

    September 26, 2006

    Forget Rachel Ray! Virtual Cooking and Other Game Previews

    Narrative gimmickry can't save vapid, globally conscious puzzle-film

  • Screens

    September 19, 2006

    Become an Artist of the Gods

    Narrative gimmickry can't save vapid, globally conscious puzzle-film

  • Screens

    September 12, 2006

    Legos in Outer Space? Again?

    Narrative gimmickry can't save vapid, globally conscious puzzle-film

  • Music

    May 16, 2006

    Jungle Fever

    Verdant house excellence with a distinctly Chilean warmth

  • Books

    March 14, 2006

    Dharma and Jeff

    The Connections: pulp fictionalizing with a real monk and a sci-fi saint

  • pazzandjop

    January 24, 2006

    Try Isn't Do

    Musical drugs and shared secret codes abort the utopic mission

  • News

    July 12, 2005

    Deep Throat to Turd Blossom

    When ethics and profit clash in today's corporate newsrooms, guess which side wins?

  • Music

    May 24, 2005

    Jazz Summer 2005

    When ethics and profit clash in today's corporate newsrooms, guess which side wins?

  • Film

    May 10, 2005

    Don't Luke Now: Episodes VII–IX

    When ethics and profit clash in today's corporate newsrooms, guess which side wins?

  • Film

    January 4, 2005

    The Realm of the Unreal

    The bad seed: All bods and borgs, snazzy but derivative anime is a ghost of its predecessors

  • Film

    May 25, 2004

    Oshii and the Pink Robots

    The bad seed: All bods and borgs, snazzy but derivative anime is a ghost of its predecessors

  • News

    September 23, 2003

    Cheap Beats

    The bad seed: All bods and borgs, snazzy but derivative anime is a ghost of its predecessors

  • News

    July 15, 2003

    Come Sail Away

    The bad seed: All bods and borgs, snazzy but derivative anime is a ghost of its predecessors

  • News

    September 17, 2002

    Bloody Bad Show

    Gatti-Ward Will Be Nothing but a Smash Hit

  • Film

    May 14, 2002

    Reproductive Rites

    Gatti-Ward Will Be Nothing but a Smash Hit

  • Theater

    May 14, 2002

    Ellen Lauren, Lone Woolf

    The SITI Company Makes a 'Room' of Its Own

  • Music

    February 22, 2000

    Young DJ With a Horn

    The SITI Company Makes a 'Room' of Its Own

  • Art

    September 28, 1999

    Where The Boys Are

    The SITI Company Makes a 'Room' of Its Own

  • News

    June 8, 1999

    The Nelly Menace

    In A Galaxy Far, Far Away, A Fretful People Ponder the Fateful Question: Is Jar Jar Gay?

  • Film

    May 18, 1999

    All Droid Up

    In A Galaxy Far, Far Away, A Fretful People Ponder the Fateful Question: Is Jar Jar Gay?

  • News

    May 11, 1999

    Tickets To Ride

    Life on the 'Star Wars' line

  • Film

    March 16, 1999

    Astral Projections

    The Cloudy Crystal Ball of Movie Magazines

  • Screens

    November 17, 1998

    Six Ways to Sunday

    Seven Days Beats Its Pulp Into a Brain

  • Film

    September 15, 1998

    Out of the Running

    Seven Days Beats Its Pulp Into a Brain

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