Yosemite Sam

  • Blogs

    August 25, 2013

    After Slaying of Christopher Lane, Rightbloggers Revive the Old Ooga Booga

    An Australian baseball player named Christopher Lane was shot to death in Oklahoma, allegedly by three local kids, two black and one white. The kids were questioned but presumed to have acted in self-defense, so they were let go, leading to a public outcry and an arrest... Whoops, actually the youn ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 15, 2011

    The New York Times Explores the Challenging World of Tattoo Etiquette

    Never attempt to finish someone else's crossword. ​In this contemporary day and age, and also, summer, now that people are wearing less clothes, and tattoos are practically, like, shirts or at least jaunty vests in some parts of town, the question of how to behave in the presence of a tattoo h ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 16, 2011

    50 Cent's Greatest Hits Of Late 2010 And 2011: A Surprisingly Long List

    Anything to keep him off Twitter​Don't look now, but 50 Cent is off in his little corner making compelling music again. Actually, you had better look now -- he only does this once a year or so, in between failed commercial projects. (Although here's a secret almost no one knows: His last such ... More >>

  • Columns

    March 24, 2010

    George Lopez, Hack

    Speedy Gonzales isn't racist, but resurrecting him? Lame.

  • Blogs

    April 28, 2009

    Fuck Netflix!

    I've enjoyed assuming the role of a bitter Luddite and screeching stuff out my window like "Fuck Facebook!" and "Screw you, Twitter!" It's fun to play the part of a crusty Yosemite Sam type who hates any kind of technological advance that messes with the status quo of communications and entertainmen ... More >>

  • Columns

    October 15, 2008

    Ask a Mexican: Heroism, Mexican-Style

    Even Harry Truman gave it respect

  • News

    September 5, 2000

    Picture This

    Thrillers! Satires! Westerns! Indies! Blockbusters! Sequels!