13 Early Halloween Costume Ideas for Foodies, Their Pets, and Their Offspring
New Yorkers get widlly excited about Halloween, so here's your early warning: Halloween is less than three months away, so you better get started thinking about your costume. Since you love to eat food, why not be food? Here are some food-themed costumes excavated on the Interweb.
1. Big Mac -- Don't be surprised if this costume makes your friends barf when they see you!
But why settle for a Big Mac when you can have the entire menu? (Note the scary arms on the dogs.) This thing must be Photoshopped, right?
2. Slice of Pizza -- This costume scrunches right into the stroller and makes your baby look like a slice of pizza. O, fond parent!
3. Hot Dog -- Attract foodies, but hopefully not child molesters, with this wiener costume for your kids.
4. Celery -- Crunch, crunch, crunch: Make sure you walk on gravel, to produce an authentic celery sound.
5. Oyster -- When you're picking your Halloween costume, "consider the oyster," as M.F.K. Fisher proclaims. Here we offer two, and note that the first starts with a toilet seat!
6. Cake -- If you think wearing a cake costume is a drag, you're probably right.
7. Squid -- Who doesn't like fried calamari?
8. Mustard -- And let's not forget the endless potential of condiments! Here's a get-up that would do you and your dog proud.
9. Meat Loaf -- Ha ha, you're going to have to put up with a costume of the '70s vocalist Meat Loaf, since a person dressed as a loaf of baked ground beef couldn't be found -- seamsters and seamstresses, get busy!
10. Mac and Cheese -- You loved it as a kid, and still love it today, so why not cover yourself in it?
11. Bacon & Eggs -- This costume isn't just for breakfast anymore!
12. Unknown Foodstuff -- Not sure if this is a peanut or a very ripe banana, but it sure is scary.
13. Wonder Bread -- It takes a highly evolved ironic sense to dress your baby in a Wonder Bread costume.
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