Bacon Brassiere and Nine Other Things You Can Make With Pork Products Without Eating Them

1. A smoked pork butt, a bow tie, and a couple of gherkins is all you need to make Mr. & Mrs. Ham.
1. A smoked pork butt, a bow tie, and a couple of gherkins is all you need to make Mr. & Mrs. Ham.
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When you were a kid, your mother probably told you not to play with your food. But like all contrary kids, you played with it anyway, and maybe got a rap across the knuckles. Now that you're in your post-kid era, why not do whatever you want? Let your imagination run free! Here are 10 things to do with pork products, and we've left the brassiere for last, since maybe it's NSFW. But I guess that depends on your mom. Oops! I mean boss.

2. Weisswurst, Slim Jims, cocktail franks, guacamole turf, and Cheetos and Doritos as spectators make a fine gridiron.
2. Weisswurst, Slim Jims, cocktail franks, guacamole turf, and Cheetos and Doritos as spectators make a fine gridiron.
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3. How about a bracelet made from a pig ear?
3. How about a bracelet made from a pig ear?
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4. A bacon mustache! Put it on a former president.
4. A bacon mustache! Put it on a former president.
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5. Mount a pig head so that it resembles a hunting trophy, and then make it look like Howard Stern.
5. Mount a pig head so that it resembles a hunting trophy, and then make it look like Howard Stern.
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6. You can create a stunning dress out of pig skin.
6. You can create a stunning dress out of pig skin.
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7. Buy a pair of pig tails, leave them in the package, and put them on the coffee table as a conversation starter.
7. Buy a pair of pig tails, leave them in the package, and put them on the coffee table as a conversation starter.
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8. Photoshop a pig nose on the face of a friend for a funny portrait.
8. Photoshop a pig nose on the face of a friend for a funny portrait.
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10. Guaranteed to make a bra-shaped grease stain on your blouse.
10. Guaranteed to make a bra-shaped grease stain on your blouse.
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