Exorcising This Year's 10 Most Disturbing Christmas Images [NSFW]

Exorcising This Year's 10 Most Disturbing Christmas Images [NSFW]
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10. Come to think of it, wouldn't it be nice if Santa were a sheep instead of a drunk?

You're probably expunging Christmas from your domicile by dismantling the tree, vacuuming up the damned needles from every corner, and trying to find a place to stash the new presents in your impossibly stuffed drawers and closets. We're trying to exorcise another type of Xmas leftover: the images we stockpiled for your holiday amusement, now dancing in our heads as ineradicable nightmares. So please take one last look at these 10 awful yuletide images before we delete them from the Fork in the Road mainframe forever.

Exorcising This Year's 10 Most Disturbing Christmas Images [NSFW]
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9. Imagine the effect on your guests as they traipse to the bathroom on Christmas morning, and discover this little bathroom ensemble.

Exorcising This Year's 10 Most Disturbing Christmas Images [NSFW]
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8. If there's anything in the world more annoying than a lolcat, it's a lolcat at Xmas.

Exorcising This Year's 10 Most Disturbing Christmas Images [NSFW]

7. It couldn't have been much more wholesome then than it is now: the future president flogging cigarettes for that post-yule case of lung cancer.

 

Exorcising This Year's 10 Most Disturbing Christmas Images [NSFW]
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6. Putting the "ass" back in Christmas.

Exorcising This Year's 10 Most Disturbing Christmas Images [NSFW]

5. If you ignore Halloween, Christmas is the foremost bad-candy holiday, as evidenced by this revolting accumulation.

Exorcising This Year's 10 Most Disturbing Christmas Images [NSFW]
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4. This would-be department-store Santa is studying for his final exam.

Exorcising This Year's 10 Most Disturbing Christmas Images [NSFW]
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3. This is what happens when you put Harry Potter and Christmas together -- Hairy Christmas!

Exorcising This Year's 10 Most Disturbing Christmas Images [NSFW]
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2. Letting Santa into the recording studio has resulted in more terrible Christmas music!

Next: This season's most horrific image!

 

Exorcising This Year's 10 Most Disturbing Christmas Images [NSFW]
blog.interlam.co.id

1. Is Santa really the illegitimate father of Jesus?

Next: Bonus -- The World's Most Disturbing Christmas Video

 


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