Five Most Pathetic Foodies on the Maury Show

Five Most Pathetic Foodies on the Maury Show

Long the champion of the obsessed, confused, diseased, and downtrodden, Maury Povich's show has showcased some of the stranger aspects of life in these United States -- while he comforted the injured and abused with a creepy arm around the shoulder and soothing words delivered in the voice of a strangler. Here, inspired by a piece on holytaco.com, are screen shots of five foodie nightmares.

Bob would commit assault for a bologna sandwich.
Bob would commit assault for a bologna sandwich.
That's probably Maury in the chicken suit.
That's probably Maury in the chicken suit.
Michael made a big mistake hiding his lover's tooth under the pillow, hoping the tooth fairy would leave a quarter.
Michael made a big mistake hiding his lover's tooth under the pillow, hoping the tooth fairy would leave a quarter.
These gals are fearful of pickles (left) and mustard (right).
These gals are fearful of pickles (left) and mustard (right).

Thanks to Lauren Otis for the link!

Next: A video of the picklephobe episode ...

 


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