Food Porn From the Fork in the Road Archive (NSFW)

Bet you thought when you read the headline that you were in for the usual collection of overlit color photos and overblown dish descriptions, calculated to make you pick up your Master Card and head for the nearest bistro.

"Please don't use that awful expression ever again!" My editor fumed. "The term 'food porn' is so lame and overused."

"OK, I promise," I replied, "but first I want to use it one last time to introduce our Fork in the Road collection of food-related sexual material. That's the real food porn."

So, scroll down and take a peek. Remember, you must be 18 or over to do so, or Ganesh will come down and stamp on your laptop with one of his big feet.

When dad had to work late at the office, mom would strip down, whip out her rolling pin, and gleefully make a pizza for us kids.

Food Porn From the Fork in the Road Archive (NSFW)

In the summer, we'd all sit around the dining-room table in the buff, talking about the funny things that had happened to us that day.

Food Porn From the Fork in the Road Archive (NSFW)

After school each weekday, sis and I would fight over who got to take the first Cheetos bath. It was so relaxing! But there was a downside to it--the artificial color in the Cheetos made my sister's hair turn red.

Food Porn From the Fork in the Road Archive (NSFW)

Meanwhile, my older sister and her boyfriend would fight over a piece of pastry. He would sometimes try to distract her by poking and prodding, trying to make her drop the eclair.

Tomorrow: More real food porn.

All photos public domain except 2 (NY Post) and 3 (Les Jones)


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