Sure, Pizza Pat's Shtick Is Impressive, but the Pizza Itself Would Suck
Did you happen to catch America's Got Talent's Pizza Pat doing his dough-tossing dance? Acrobatically, it's impressive. He has a tremendous command of the dough, which he flips and twirls every possible way. There's even a pyrotechnics component to the routine. Only problem is, if you look very closely, the center of the uncooked crust gets torn. And that would make for a pretty sloppy pie. Just saying.
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