'The Situation' Endorses Protein-Packed Vodka

Get 'Situation' sloshed.
Get 'Situation' sloshed.

It comes as little surprise that Jersey Shore's Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is now endorsing a vodka. Although it's a little shocking that the now famous guido managed to score himself $400,000 for signing on as the spokesman for Devotion vodka, as TMZ is reporting.

What's even more unsettling is that the vodka contains a clear protein called casein, which is said to "support an increase in lean body mass and a decrease in body fat" when combined with an iron-pumping regimen. So, now you can get ripped and bombed using a single stupid product.

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