Vegs Gone Wild: Maybe NSFW

Mother Nature has a way of playing tricks on us, or maybe she's trying to remind us that we need to reproduce, but sometimes vegetables grow into suggestive shapes. Long ago, it might have caused the farmer to jump up from the field and run inside for a little roll in the hay. Nowadays, it just provokes a yawn. On the other hand, if you're sitting in your office bored to death, maybe these freaks of nature really are more interesting than that column of numbers you've been staring at for the last half hour, trying to find the mistake...

(Come to think of it, having your boss catch you looking at veggies with erections may be worse for your career than if you'd been caught looking at hardcore.)

Vegs Gone Wild: Maybe NSFW

This potato was obviously fertilized with Enzite. (It constitutes a "chubby Santa," as the commercial would say.)

Vegs Gone Wild: Maybe NSFW
The Stranger Slog

This tomato makes me think of Pinocchio, rather than a little pink penis. And yes, I know the tomato isn't really a vegetable.

Vegs Gone Wild: Maybe NSFW

I think this carrot may be a she-male.

 

Vegs Gone Wild: Maybe NSFW

This makes a good argument for the use of photoshop being restricted to those who can prove they are of sound mind.

Vegs Gone Wild: Maybe NSFW
m.k. sims

This carrot just plain confuses me.

Vegs Gone Wild: Maybe NSFW
m.k. sims

Though the import of this green pepper is far plainer.

Vegs Gone Wild: Maybe NSFW

This has got to be photoshopped, right? Probably by the same guy that did the pumpkin hooters. It looks like Dick Chicken with gangrene.


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