The Most Powerless New Yorkers

Have you noticed that power lists, which have been spreading like the clap lately, tell you things you already know about the rich and famous and give publicity to people who already have more of it than they know what to do with? For the rest of us, here's a power list to get 2012 going in the right direction, compiled by Steven Thrasher and ranked in no particular order. (Like it really matters.)