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Yes, there's a porn site dedicated entirely to women having sex with partners who plug into the wall. An introduction to these cold-steel characters. Also, an interview with the man behind FuckingMachines.com here.

This is Cassandra. To her right is the Lick-a-Chick, a chainsaw made of fake tongues.

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This is Cassandra. To her right is the Lick-a-Chick, a chainsaw made of fake tongues.

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I like 14 the snake but I really would like a soft but firm blow up doll with a large sticky cock that can lay on top of me or I can sit on and it and it pumps rapidly in me until I turn it off. A button that I can increase the size while in me and feel the swelling of a firm sticky juicy cock that releases a burst of warm water when I come.
Comment by Victoria Woods from Chicago on Jul 28th, 2008, 19:26 pm
**I hate to say it but I've lost my respect for women,They stoop for anything..now they wanna get fucked by machines to be viewed ?.Then they call men dogs, Bitches and their pussies can go to hell, and am not gay just fed up with the whole thong contests and bitches on display bullshit..I love arab culture cover it up or be stoned to death..
Comment by patrick from brooklyn on Jul 29th, 2008, 22:27 pm
Dude who wrote the comment above is one sick twist. I think he needs to loosen up and stop blaming women for all the hate in his heart. Maybe he needs to spend some time with a fucking machine.
Comment by NN from NYC on Jul 30th, 2008, 08:11 am
Sex galleries are the only thing that get comments on Villagvoice.com. Oh, and I think that fucking a machine is a little gross and a little cold. I do wonder if the folks at SLR see this as some competition or if they might be involved. I also wonder if sex abuse victims/survivors get off the most on this.
Comment by Todd from Berkeley on Jul 30th, 2008, 08:44 am
Lick-a-chick? You can't be serious... and while that may be funny what chicks'll really want is an all in one 'kiss-lick-tongue-suck' a-chick. Now THAT feels great... especially if the machine can be slowed-down during climax so as to intensify & prolong the climax. Licking only is for amateurs... hear that, guys?
Comment by Harvey from Manhattan on Jul 31st, 2008, 11:07 am
Lick-a-chick? You can't be serious. There are too many horny-assed guys out here that'll fuck any gal who is game. However, what chicks would really like, if they couldn't get a guy and MUST have a 'machine' (paa-leese!)is an all-in-one... a kiss-lick-tongue AND suck unit. Now THAT would feel great... especially if the machine can be slowed-down during climax so as to intensify & prolong the climax. Licking only is for amateurs... hear that, guys?
Comment by The Mohawk from Manhattan on Jul 31st, 2008, 11:17 am
People from where I Live at would love this product good ideal I hope it make,money in the future. 125st 8 Ave Harlem n.y
Comment by Burnett from New York on Aug 1st, 2008, 10:32 am
1) We may not be able to build cars, but we sure as hell can crank out mechanized dildos 2) Maybe we can outsell the Japanese...IPO on International Fuck Toys anyone? 3) Why hasn't anybody brought this to Obama's attention? Give 'em wheelbarrows full of start up money, you fool! 4) The level of workmanship in some of these things is amazing - these guys must really be in love with the machines, not a woman 5) In a quarter century's time we may view these guys as pioneers rather than perverts. I've read speculation that one of the first uses for humanoid robots will be the good ole in and out. History bears 'em out - what really made the net take off and what is possibly its number one type of traffic is - you guessed - porn. 6) This makes be PROUD to be an American
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