Are you a feisty Blanche or a wisecracking Sophia? Maybe a debonair divorcée like Dorothy or a slightly confused Rose? Don’t know? Doesn’t matter. Fans of Miami’s bawdiest senior citizens will prep you for plenty of geriatric fun at the We Love The Golden Girls tribute night. The fifth annual drag extravaganza will once again feature in-house granny makeovers and dress-up contests by Linda Simpson and the Original Faux-Drag Golden Girl Troupe, as well as screenings of favorite episodes and live re-enactments of classic scenes from the sitcom. This year, trivia will be hosted by Eliot Glazer of "Shit New Yorkers Say," and the inaugural "Stan Search" will name the best Stanley Zbornak look-alike. Banter over your problems at the open cheesecake bar and bare your natural gray. These girls are going to party like it's 1985.
Sat., March 24, 8 p.m., 2012
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