Burlesque isnt so virginal, but then was Mary, really? Ive never been one to disagree with Catholic doctrine, says La JohnJoseph, who, as the Madonna, preaches against abstinence-only education (It doesnt workIm a virgin mother, for goodness sake!). La JJ cant prove that Mary was unsullied, but with Americas Next Top Mary, we see she certainly didnt lead a boring life. Highlights include Julie Atlas Muz (as God) doin it with Jo Boobs; Dirty Martini giving birth to a chicken; Legs Malone in a morning-after routine; Darlinda Just Darlinda seducing baby Jesus; and Tigger! doing something hilarious and acrobatic.
Mon., May 19, 10 p.m., 2008
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